Kristen Shuman
harpblues.bsky.social
Kristen Shuman
@harpblues.bsky.social
“Highly intelligent but should participate more” - my 3rd grade teacher. Long term TBI survivor but keeps forgetting. Progressive. Golden Retriever mom.
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This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10 (IG: lauren.bardini)
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Sigh

Listen.

Vote for democrats.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Find you somebody who looks at you like Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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As a retiring but still sitting member of the House, MTG has the opportunity to read into the public record documents that otherwise could not be released... and would be protected by the constitution's speech or debate clause from prosecution.
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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My dog likes to sleep with a couple bones in its bed and it just struck me how hard-core that is. Imagine sleeping on a pile of the bones of your defeated enemies.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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One of the few positive aspects of this era in American history is that it's super-easy to identify the villains.
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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There’s a cult of ignorance in the US and always has been.

The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

- Isaac Asimov
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Perhaps the NYT should run some articles about how the Republicans need to listen to the concerns of ordinary Democratic voters.
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Obama: I believe in an America where we don't fear each other. But look out for each other. And if we want that story to continue. If we believe in that better story. We need leaders who believe in it too.
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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No One is Above the Law*

*Terms and conditions may apply. See DOJ for details.
August 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Moskowitz: "Nothing has been made more efficient. Here are the wins for congressional Rs. You ready? They're gonna do a $9b recession bill. They're gonna get rid of Elmo, which the American people were clamoring for, but they're gonna add $2.4t for the debt. And then they want us to cheer for them."
June 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Why @mcdonalds workers in Denmark make decent wages explained in a lovely cartoon. The last line is gold
"They try to turn us against each other because they know our freedom demands that we stand together"
June 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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This sums it up quite well!! 💥💥💥
May 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Nothing in my lifetime prepared me for this. Or for wanting to watching this over-and-over again
April 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Right Now, most of the American can relate to this message from the 90's.
April 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.
April 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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“We are, each of us, largely responsible for what gets put into our brains, for what, as adults, we wind up caring for and knowing about. No longer at the mercy of the reptile brain, we can change ourselves.”

- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
April 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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“These fuckers couldn’t find the clit if it was gold-plated and Bob Costas did the play-by-play.

And now we ALL have to fucking endure this circle-jerking circus of fugly nepo babies and whiny man-children.”
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open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Tyranny of the Unfuckable.
Rejection doesn’t HAVE to turn you into a super-villain ya know?
open.substack.com
April 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I’m not as mad at Whitmer as a lot of folks are. She was there to get stuff done for her state, and she got ambushed with an Oval Office appearance.

Trump did that (including praising her) on purpose - she scares the crap out of the GOP and he was hoping to wound her politically.
April 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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"Cut off nose to spite face" File: If the US is going to claim it loses control over people when it sends them to a foreign prison as an appendage of the US penal system, that Trump Admin strategy is dead because no US court is going to permit relinquishing jurisdiction in these circumstances.
April 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Local planners: 7 years and $1.2 million.
#Beavers: just vibes and sticks. Nature's engineers get it done.
No permits required
April 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM