harold
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Star Trek fans basically have to pretend this never happened because Worf basically tries to destroy a planet because his wife wears a one piece swimsuit lol like he’s irredeemable he needs to go on trial for war crimes
Worf suddenly becomes a complete jerk and changes the weather on Risa in order to ruin his girlfriend's vacation. It's his most beloved episode! My vid all about it is now public, please share!
youtu.be/0vZjs0BiJF4
youtu.be/0vZjs0BiJF4
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Star Trek fans basically have to pretend this never happened because Worf basically tries to destroy a planet because his wife wears a one piece swimsuit lol like he’s irredeemable he needs to go on trial for war crimes
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Capricorn: On the plus side, your death will prove that at least one cryptid is real.
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Capricorn: On the plus side, your death will prove that at least one cryptid is real.
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THE POPE HAS THROWN A RAVE
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
THE POPE HAS THROWN A RAVE
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
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he looks like he’s about to tell Dave Dombrowski that time is a flat circle
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
he looks like he’s about to tell Dave Dombrowski that time is a flat circle
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just learning about the united states democratic party
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
just learning about the united states democratic party
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Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
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November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Current mood: fury at every senator who continues to speak as if backpay for federal employees hasn’t been settled law for almost 7 years
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Current mood: fury at every senator who continues to speak as if backpay for federal employees hasn’t been settled law for almost 7 years
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
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Idc I love Brennan Johnson
November 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Idc I love Brennan Johnson
I really hope that Hip Hop euthanizes Franklin at the game Saturday
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I really hope that Hip Hop euthanizes Franklin at the game Saturday
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The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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Seems like it's time for me to bump the best story I've written so far this year.
blogs.fangraphs.com/how-much-can...
blogs.fangraphs.com/how-much-can...
How Much Candy Is in a Major League Dugout?
Hey, if you want to win, you’ve got to fuel like a winner.
blogs.fangraphs.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Seems like it's time for me to bump the best story I've written so far this year.
blogs.fangraphs.com/how-much-can...
blogs.fangraphs.com/how-much-can...
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I haven’t seen a Vladimir make an elaborate quick-witted play like that since Nabokov’s “Pale Fire”
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I haven’t seen a Vladimir make an elaborate quick-witted play like that since Nabokov’s “Pale Fire”
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Hearing more and more people say Micky van de Ven
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Hearing more and more people say Micky van de Ven
Hearing more and more people say Micky van de Ven
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Hearing more and more people say Micky van de Ven
Jays boys are eating good tonight
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Jays boys are eating good tonight