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linux is my wife
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guys can we just say mentally ill again. seeing the word neurospicy gives me heartburn
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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There is a free tool to migrate from Spotify to Apple Music and you won’t regret it
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
HELL YEAH BROTHER
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i wonder if gniesbert ever found his way out of the gaming PC
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
qͧ̀͏̝̰ ̛͎̖͕͊ͥ͆́ͯ͋̀ȕ̧̘͈̼͇̍͢ͅ ͇̱̹̰̅̈̀e̙̙̙̮̫̍̀̇́ ̧̰̭͎͉̱ͦb̛̘̹͓̖͍͗̂ͫ̑̓͗́͟ ̖͕̟̈́̏ͦ̚͝ȩ̦̹̿ ̥͍̬͈͇̫̳͗́͟ͅc̰̫̯̙͚̓̆͠
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
screaming at my TV watching hank green play connections right now
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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normal
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
texture is violence
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
why do canadians complain about the cold so much? this is your WHOLE THING
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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can i get a freakin edit button? and a thumbs down button? and a dislike? and a "disfavor" anti-heart? and a gun that shoots thru the scree
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We now have experimental support for the Pixel 10, Pixel 10 Pro, Pixel 10 Pro XL and Pixel 10 Pro Fold.

Our initial 2025112500 release for these is available through our web installer or releases page on our staging site:

staging.grapheneos.org/install/web
staging.grapheneos.org/releases#dev...
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhh my god. accidentally buying a car with heated seats is the best thing i have ever done actually
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
NEED THIS DONE TO ME. NEED
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i couldn’t explain my reasoning on an exam question today and just made a comparison to selling drugs. fuck it dude. i’m so tired
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
apple. i like liquid glass. genuinely, i do. please let us turn off the shimmer effect on home screen icons. PLEASE
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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fuck ICE
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I got to do a really fun demo yesterday where I did a small-scale recreation of Apple’s “Illusion of Thinking” study using GPT-OSS. I’ll be out of town for next week’s paper on the Spectre vulnerability (might do a demo remotely), but we’ll be hands-on with NixOS the week after! 🤖
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Hey everyone! I wanted to share that Dr. Kaki Ryan and I have put together a systems research reading group for UNC computer science majors — or really, anyone who just thinks computers are neat. Meetings are Mondays at 4 PM in FB141. Great turnout so far, but we’d love to have more people join us!
Kaki Ryan
www.cs.unc.edu
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face.

CONTESTANT:
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.
December 11, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
why is my air purifier manufactured by a company called “leedarson”
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
never openly lust over cava, lest you be found out
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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this country is fucking stupid
February 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM