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20s / he+him / aro+ace / en+ru / on the computer
OH SHIT
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this headline makes it sound like he was the problem?
December 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
*swollen

(i’m dumb)
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
not to alarm you, but… please get that thing out of your home ASAP. if it’s indeed swelled, fiddling with it risks puncturing the battery and starting a fire. it sounds very likely based on what you describe
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
are you sure the battery isn’t swelling?
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
literally. i bought a (nearly) maxed out 14” macbook pro at launch and i expect to ride that thing until it stops getting security updates. this thing still fucking rips
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE ME AN ANEURISM
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
gotta go full gyoza mode
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
BEYOND BELIEF
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“my boyfriend”

hell yeah, another electric queer. subscribe
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
patricia arquettabyte
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 AM