Kindergarten teachers reviewing the class roster at their private Christian school:

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

Someone should tell Trump that Elon would feel very owned if he fully funded USAID and the CDC.

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

The bigger embarrassment for Jurickson Profar is going 3 for 15 while on performance enhancing drugs.

This is Winston Churchill visiting Washington DC to request assistance in the war against Germany. Notice he is wearing a "zip suit" and not a traditional suit. This was to honor the British troops--the same reason Zelensky dresses the way he does.

this is a terrible headline on a heartstopping story. "Cancel Peanut Butter," really?

I suggest

Trump And Musk Refuse Peanut Paste To World's Children Dying Of 'Extreme Wasting' Malnutrition

Creating a new bureaucracy and assigning two people to lead it is not the most auspicious start for reducing government waste.

It's utterly fucking surreal that not only is there now a completely legitimate reason for journalists to ask sitting governors, senators, and congressmen if praising Hitler should be disqualifying for a presidential candidate, but also they can't simply answer, "Yes."