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30 Rock episode where Jenna Maroney has a meltdown that her Spotify listening age is 64 so disappears to listen to KPop Demon Hunters for 72 hours and then sleeps with a Spotify engineer to change her Wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
30 Rock episode where Jenna Maroney has a meltdown that her Spotify listening age is 64 so disappears to listen to KPop Demon Hunters for 72 hours and then sleeps with a Spotify engineer to change her Wrapped
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Senator Schumer has failed to lead this party in one of its most critical moments, and Americans will pay the price. It’s time for him to step down from leadership and make way for a new generation willing to fight for the people instead of the powerful.
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Senator Schumer has failed to lead this party in one of its most critical moments, and Americans will pay the price. It’s time for him to step down from leadership and make way for a new generation willing to fight for the people instead of the powerful.
You'll then need to pass the treacherous traps of Unc Valley before ending up with your own brand supremacy that slays
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You'll then need to pass the treacherous traps of Unc Valley before ending up with your own brand supremacy that slays
Is this the best speech I've ever heard
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Is this the best speech I've ever heard
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
NYC *has* its first millennial manager
NYC about to have its first millennial manager
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
NYC *has* its first millennial manager
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He’s gotta go. He sucks so bad. Millennials need take over the Democratic Party, and I’m sorry to whoever that offends.
Boomers ruined the “American Dream” for us so we aren’t nostalgic for the good old days when white men ran everything.
We live in reality.
Boomers ruined the “American Dream” for us so we aren’t nostalgic for the good old days when white men ran everything.
We live in reality.
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
He’s gotta go. He sucks so bad. Millennials need take over the Democratic Party, and I’m sorry to whoever that offends.
Boomers ruined the “American Dream” for us so we aren’t nostalgic for the good old days when white men ran everything.
We live in reality.
Boomers ruined the “American Dream” for us so we aren’t nostalgic for the good old days when white men ran everything.
We live in reality.
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Amazing. The man isn't even mayor yet but he's already solving our trash problems.
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Amazing. The man isn't even mayor yet but he's already solving our trash problems.
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As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
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drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
I know there are bigger legal fish to fry but I would like to propose life in prison for anyone who makes a u-turn in an intersection
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I know there are bigger legal fish to fry but I would like to propose life in prison for anyone who makes a u-turn in an intersection
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ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
the past tense of screenshot should be "screenshat" it just makes sense
October 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
the past tense of screenshot should be "screenshat" it just makes sense
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
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petty capitalism (n.): when an ad interrupts a video you're watching, buy something from their competitor
October 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
petty capitalism (n.): when an ad interrupts a video you're watching, buy something from their competitor
Nominees for the 2025 word of the year:
📘 Capitulation
📗 Enshitification
📕 Acquiesce
📙 Slop
📘 Capitulation
📗 Enshitification
📕 Acquiesce
📙 Slop
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Nominees for the 2025 word of the year:
📘 Capitulation
📗 Enshitification
📕 Acquiesce
📙 Slop
📘 Capitulation
📗 Enshitification
📕 Acquiesce
📙 Slop
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If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.
October 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
Props to Uber for capitalizing on the rapture
September 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Props to Uber for capitalizing on the rapture
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One of the absolute bottom line things I want to see in a Democratic politician now: a commitment to prosecute the crimes and criminals of the Trump regime. Absent this, the United States will never recover from this nightmarish, depraved, corrupt administration. Game over, man.
September 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
One of the absolute bottom line things I want to see in a Democratic politician now: a commitment to prosecute the crimes and criminals of the Trump regime. Absent this, the United States will never recover from this nightmarish, depraved, corrupt administration. Game over, man.
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“we know we made you mad so you left but — hear us out — we’d like to invite you to come back and pay more”
* DISNEY IS RAISING THE PRICE OF DISNEY PLUS SUBSCRIPTIONS FROM OCTOBER 21ST - THE VERGE
@theverge.com @reuters.com $DIS
@theverge.com @reuters.com $DIS
September 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
“we know we made you mad so you left but — hear us out — we’d like to invite you to come back and pay more”
I will never forgive AI for culturally appropriating my favorite emoji ✨
September 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I will never forgive AI for culturally appropriating my favorite emoji ✨