You'll then need to pass the treacherous traps of Unc Valley before ending up with your own brand supremacy that slays

Props to Uber for capitalizing on the rapture

who knew tennis was this progressive

The president of Harvard not only saying "no way my dude" and also "now we're coming for your ass" is the most Taurus shit ever.

Bold move by Walgreens: trying to make you buy their own products by putting other brands behind locked cases in understaffed stores so you'll pick theirs instead

I have a bone to pick with you

"science fiction"

Nice