Hannah Wallace
@hannahwallace.bsky.social
Writer, Floridian (but not like that), Actors' Equity purebred (does not compete), tired runner/waning athlete (mostly just tired).
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Hannah Wallace
@hannahwallace.bsky.social
· Nov 17
What It's Like to Have a Near Death Experience and Survive
Last fall, writer Hannah Wallace walked into Sarasota Memorial Hospital under her own power. This is the story of what happened next.
www.sarasotamagazine.com
Since this hasn't yet been posted on this particular platform: my nightmare #sepsis experience from 2021.
www.sarasotamagazine.com/health-and-f...
www.sarasotamagazine.com/health-and-f...
So all this talk about the @tblightningnhl.bsky.social finally having a free dedicated channel so everyone can watch their games, and the moment coverage starts for game one, fucking #Xfinity pulls the plug.
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So all this talk about the @tblightningnhl.bsky.social finally having a free dedicated channel so everyone can watch their games, and the moment coverage starts for game one, fucking #Xfinity pulls the plug.
I haven't been on here a lot but I just needed to shout from the clear blue sky that @kenjennings.bsky.social is pretty freaking awesome
July 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I haven't been on here a lot but I just needed to shout from the clear blue sky that @kenjennings.bsky.social is pretty freaking awesome
Shouting "LICK LOUDER, CUNT" at the cat at 2 a.m., so the neighbors 100% think I'm running a brothel
April 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Shouting "LICK LOUDER, CUNT" at the cat at 2 a.m., so the neighbors 100% think I'm running a brothel
A cool superpower would be to know what my cat sees when she sits interested looking out a widow. It seems engaging and relaxing to her, all at once.
Like Bake Off.
I bet it's Bake Off. But like, with birds or lizards or something.
Like Bake Off.
I bet it's Bake Off. But like, with birds or lizards or something.
February 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
A cool superpower would be to know what my cat sees when she sits interested looking out a widow. It seems engaging and relaxing to her, all at once.
Like Bake Off.
I bet it's Bake Off. But like, with birds or lizards or something.
Like Bake Off.
I bet it's Bake Off. But like, with birds or lizards or something.
CPAP Wars: Where people wrestle with apnea masks (some of them broken) to find a winning mask/fitting/position/arrangement of pillows that allows them to sleep at least a little bit until an inadvertent burst of air startles their dumbass cat into clawing their leg and then tumbling down the stairs.
February 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
CPAP Wars: Where people wrestle with apnea masks (some of them broken) to find a winning mask/fitting/position/arrangement of pillows that allows them to sleep at least a little bit until an inadvertent burst of air startles their dumbass cat into clawing their leg and then tumbling down the stairs.
Why is it that people with very little have earned none of it, but people with billions have earned every last cent?
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Why is it that people with very little have earned none of it, but people with billions have earned every last cent?
Reposted by Hannah Wallace
My dude, my good billionaire dude. It’s not an opportunity to learn if the answers aren’t reliable. Imagine if you went to Yale and the professors were on acid, and had no idea if what they were saying was true and no stake in finding out. That’s the LLM education you’re fantasizing about.
I have to admit that I've been surprised at the level of hate at AI LLMs.
There is finally a tool that allows those without access to an advanced education to self learn, anywhere , anytime. To get answers to questions, (even if sometimes wrong) , that they would otherwise never have access to
There is finally a tool that allows those without access to an advanced education to self learn, anywhere , anytime. To get answers to questions, (even if sometimes wrong) , that they would otherwise never have access to
Nag. Sorry. I can't abide the pocket lining any more. You've been a better billionaire than most, but at the end if the day, it's all just a meal ticket for you. Gross.
February 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My dude, my good billionaire dude. It’s not an opportunity to learn if the answers aren’t reliable. Imagine if you went to Yale and the professors were on acid, and had no idea if what they were saying was true and no stake in finding out. That’s the LLM education you’re fantasizing about.
Is there a #misophonia community on Bluesky? I experience rage at outside, persistent music thumps and significant discomfort at slurps and drips (basically the Starbucks ad that inspired me to write this).
February 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Is there a #misophonia community on Bluesky? I experience rage at outside, persistent music thumps and significant discomfort at slurps and drips (basically the Starbucks ad that inspired me to write this).
Reposted by Hannah Wallace
350 Rabbis signed this.
I am probably on some government lists now but at least I am in good company.
February 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
350 Rabbis signed this.
Spending my Galentine's as God intended: Receiving menu requests from my mother regarding what I'll be cooking my parents for Valentine's. #galentines #blessed
February 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Spending my Galentine's as God intended: Receiving menu requests from my mother regarding what I'll be cooking my parents for Valentine's. #galentines #blessed
Reposted by Hannah Wallace
gritty has seized control of the federal government
February 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
gritty has seized control of the federal government
If any of these men said "Allahu Akbar," there would be widespread shitting of pants.
Anyway, "God is great" or whatever.
Anyway, "God is great" or whatever.
February 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If any of these men said "Allahu Akbar," there would be widespread shitting of pants.
Anyway, "God is great" or whatever.
Anyway, "God is great" or whatever.
If you need something to get excited about tonight, I just held in a sneeze and cracked my back.
February 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If you need something to get excited about tonight, I just held in a sneeze and cracked my back.
Reposted by Hannah Wallace
Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle.
That’s why. That’s literally the reason
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
That’s why. That’s literally the reason
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
February 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle.
That’s why. That’s literally the reason
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
That’s why. That’s literally the reason
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
Daily affirmations that are just like, "Horizontal is valid, girl" and "I welcome the sleepies"
February 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Daily affirmations that are just like, "Horizontal is valid, girl" and "I welcome the sleepies"
Reposted by Hannah Wallace
Victor Frankenstein walkinge yn a hurrye through a mall.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.
February 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Victor Frankenstein walkinge yn a hurrye through a mall.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.
He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.
Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.
The content we all need right now
just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread
February 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The content we all need right now
Reposted by Hannah Wallace
I am very tired, but wrote this, quickly, to capture what I could since we live in the days of media erasure. Tonight there was a #protest at the #treasury and most #news did not see fit to cover it while it unfolded. I captured posts, video, and quotes as I could--I linked to @indivisible.org
We Are At War
And legacy media asks you not to pay attention
brandy-schillace.medium.com
February 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I am very tired, but wrote this, quickly, to capture what I could since we live in the days of media erasure. Tonight there was a #protest at the #treasury and most #news did not see fit to cover it while it unfolded. I captured posts, video, and quotes as I could--I linked to @indivisible.org
Reposted by Hannah Wallace
Crockett: What we’re not going to do is stand around while they pull this bullshit that they’re trying to pull right now
February 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Crockett: What we’re not going to do is stand around while they pull this bullshit that they’re trying to pull right now
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A lovely CS Lewis quote I sent to my mom
February 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
A lovely CS Lewis quote I sent to my mom
All these wee nekkid emperors need better tailors
February 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
All these wee nekkid emperors need better tailors
NPR article links are broken on FB.
I am so scared and so stressed and so tired.
I am so scared and so stressed and so tired.
February 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
NPR article links are broken on FB.
I am so scared and so stressed and so tired.
I am so scared and so stressed and so tired.
Turned off a sleep relaxation video because I suddenly worried SO HARD about getting sucked into a terrible hallucination.
So, good to know that's still a thing.
So, good to know that's still a thing.
February 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Turned off a sleep relaxation video because I suddenly worried SO HARD about getting sucked into a terrible hallucination.
So, good to know that's still a thing.
So, good to know that's still a thing.
"The more voices, the more powerful the sound." -Alicia Keys
February 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"The more voices, the more powerful the sound." -Alicia Keys