Hannah Wallace
@hannahwallace.bsky.social
Writer, Floridian (but not like that), Actors' Equity purebred (does not compete), tired runner/waning athlete (mostly just tired).
So all this talk about the @tblightningnhl.bsky.social finally having a free dedicated channel so everyone can watch their games, and the moment coverage starts for game one, fucking #Xfinity pulls the plug.
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So all this talk about the @tblightningnhl.bsky.social finally having a free dedicated channel so everyone can watch their games, and the moment coverage starts for game one, fucking #Xfinity pulls the plug.
I made a veggie pizza and it turned out really tasty! (Also: Phoebe on top of my hockey gear.)
May 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I made a veggie pizza and it turned out really tasty! (Also: Phoebe on top of my hockey gear.)
While we're here...
March 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
While we're here...
I bet he fucking wasn't
January 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I bet he fucking wasn't
Warming my hands by the tiny-ass space heater like the 21st century's most Florida-ass Bob Cratchit...
January 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Warming my hands by the tiny-ass space heater like the 21st century's most Florida-ass Bob Cratchit...
Personal news: This has been a very good weekend.
January 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Personal news: This has been a very good weekend.
My contribution to the letter wall at v Sarasota's Bookstore 1 today...
December 27, 2024 at 2:46 AM
My contribution to the letter wall at v Sarasota's Bookstore 1 today...
I wanted to record the surprising, gentle agency of last night's dream. Then, touring old files on the notes app, I found a record of one of the worst, most vivid nightmares I had in the past three years of post-hospital-trauma mess
Here's the nightmare, just as I found it. Then, last night's dream
Here's the nightmare, just as I found it. Then, last night's dream
December 20, 2024 at 6:49 AM
I wanted to record the surprising, gentle agency of last night's dream. Then, touring old files on the notes app, I found a record of one of the worst, most vivid nightmares I had in the past three years of post-hospital-trauma mess
Here's the nightmare, just as I found it. Then, last night's dream
Here's the nightmare, just as I found it. Then, last night's dream
"Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road.”
December 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM
"Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road.”
Happy blue sky
December 13, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Happy blue sky
As a sometime local lifestyle journalist who mostly writes about small businesses and medical breakthroughs...this is the worst release I've ever been sent?
November 27, 2024 at 3:05 AM
As a sometime local lifestyle journalist who mostly writes about small businesses and medical breakthroughs...this is the worst release I've ever been sent?
Also when I had to spend mornings at the courthouse digging through files, two of my awesome coworker friends started saying I needed a fedora with a PRESS badge in it
November 26, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Also when I had to spend mornings at the courthouse digging through files, two of my awesome coworker friends started saying I needed a fedora with a PRESS badge in it
Sunday scaries? Have a Fluffy lap Phoebe and 25-year-old high school track warm-ups
November 25, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Sunday scaries? Have a Fluffy lap Phoebe and 25-year-old high school track warm-ups
Friday night in a tortilla slanket, watching a ventriloquist murder mockumentary with a clearly un-strangled cat on my lap. A lovely little slice of normalcy. #MurderforDummies
November 23, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Friday night in a tortilla slanket, watching a ventriloquist murder mockumentary with a clearly un-strangled cat on my lap. A lovely little slice of normalcy. #MurderforDummies
#Shrinking is a thing with feathers for me right now.
... also I am SO HERE for Harrison Ford and Neil Flynn. SO. HERE. FOR IT.
... also I am SO HERE for Harrison Ford and Neil Flynn. SO. HERE. FOR IT.
November 21, 2024 at 3:51 AM
#Shrinking is a thing with feathers for me right now.
... also I am SO HERE for Harrison Ford and Neil Flynn. SO. HERE. FOR IT.
... also I am SO HERE for Harrison Ford and Neil Flynn. SO. HERE. FOR IT.
What tf is happening between these two??
After he's been up in my shit every other day???
After he's been up in my shit every other day???
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 AM
What tf is happening between these two??
After he's been up in my shit every other day???
After he's been up in my shit every other day???
In case you're hungry, Phoebe has a tasty drumstick right here for you
November 19, 2024 at 5:19 AM
In case you're hungry, Phoebe has a tasty drumstick right here for you
I didn't even realize that today marks three years since my return from the three-week ICU nightmare--and the first time I've celebrated Coleslaw Day without a #colostomy.
Now you HAVE to read the story...
Now you HAVE to read the story...
November 18, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I didn't even realize that today marks three years since my return from the three-week ICU nightmare--and the first time I've celebrated Coleslaw Day without a #colostomy.
Now you HAVE to read the story...
Now you HAVE to read the story...
Phoebe, zonked on a tortilla slanket.
November 15, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Phoebe, zonked on a tortilla slanket.