This is so, so much worse than I imagined when I heard him describe it.

WHINY PISSY AMERICAN TECH OVERLORD: In an effort to miss our climate targets we've invented the Mind Stealer. Your children are now considered proprietary software. We're charging you $78 a month for this. The social contract must be rewritten. Even gods may die wh [China does something] MODS? DAD??

Well at least there was this. #sjsharkie

Sharkie has been euthanized. His wounds were fatal.

Awaiting a sacrifice

every online argument requires one person to spread their asshole real wide and another person to yell slurs into it

Opinion | It’s time for Americans of every political stripe to stand behind President Musk.

by Ro Khanna

ok the next giveaway is here. the prize is 5 series & blindbags. (*for one winner)

rebluesky and follow to enter. the winner will be chosen at 10pm EST or something

You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James

tfw dad puts on the gym jorts whose smell caused the divorce