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I mean the shoe fit pretty damn well
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I fostered some kittens in El Cerrito 15 years ago that looked identical to those! Strong bloodlines in the strays near the Pacific East Mall.
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Good trouble.
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I imagine they only pay royalties if you actually watch something so, profit I guess.
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Little New Mexico was such a cute baby
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
So you also watched the Gramling State vs. Southern University bowl game today?
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
That’s definitely outside Valley Fair and is the most San Jose man I’ve ever heard speak. No way it’s fake.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
There’s an alien in Ringworld that has exactly that. Turns target into a hypno slave.

Not recommending the book, it kinda sucks.
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That’s basically the plot of Pandorum but on a really big spaceship.
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Reading this and wondering if I missed out in childhood.

I read Invisible Man in middle school. It might have had the same effect, though not YA. It was easily the best book I was assigned to read in school.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I stood in a line that wrapped around the largest mall in the city to see that in theaters. Absolutely a formative moment.
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
A Californian version was also proposed. Imagine what could have been. www.sfgate.com/athletics/ar...
Put A's ballpark over Interstate 980
Recent efforts to move the A's to the Diridon Station area in San Jose will probably prove...
www.sfgate.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
How tf you lose AirTags?
August 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Ok, “Elronon” was clearly named by Tolkien-loving chemist.
August 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Glad to hear that they’re going to get back more into sports. This is one of my al time faves: theonion.com/raiders-exci...
Raiders Excited About Prospect Of Signing Free Agent JaMarcus Russell
OAKLAND, CA—Raiders owner Al Davis enthusiastically praised free agent quarterback JaMarcus Russell at a press conference Thursday, calling the first overall pick in the 2007 draft an exciting playmak...
theonion.com
May 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
No Rebel Yell?
May 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I got caught in one of these once and had to go to bike traffic school. The officer running it thought the whole thing was insane, so we watched YouTube videos for an hour, and he signed everyone as passed.
May 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Sounds neat. Can we read it?
May 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
From this, looks like the Model Y was in fact bust selling but brand is well behind Toyota and Honda.

www.cncda.org/wp-content/u...
www.cncda.org
April 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
But what was the joke?
April 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Let’s not overreact. The Warriors are not playing very well right now and still could have won if it weren’t for a couple of very bad possessions in OT. Kawhi still dangerous but Harden looks slow and stoppable.
April 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Never stop never stopping.
April 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Find the cookbooks and just start going through ingredients in Bernie voice. “One! [pause] cup of flour.”
April 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
No need to tell us. 2.5 is not in the middle of a 1 to 5 rating system god dammit. You don’t give 0 stars. You give an extremely wet 1 star as the lowest, so the middle is fucking 3.
April 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM