Handsome Parakeet
@handsomeparakeet.bsky.social
Just a dapper parakeet with a handsome streak, here to charm, squawk, and occasionally preen. Squawking truth to power and ruffling a few feathers in the name of justice. Proudly winging it one day at a time.
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia's account of torture at CECOT prison in El Salvador is a rough read.
His lawyers will fight on Monday for Abrego to be able to await trial in Maryland, at a hearing I plan to attend.
Read and subscribe to follow my reporting. www.allrisenews.com/p/trump-inva...
His lawyers will fight on Monday for Abrego to be able to await trial in Maryland, at a hearing I plan to attend.
Read and subscribe to follow my reporting. www.allrisenews.com/p/trump-inva...
July 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Kilmar Abrego Garcia's account of torture at CECOT prison in El Salvador is a rough read.
His lawyers will fight on Monday for Abrego to be able to await trial in Maryland, at a hearing I plan to attend.
Read and subscribe to follow my reporting. www.allrisenews.com/p/trump-inva...
His lawyers will fight on Monday for Abrego to be able to await trial in Maryland, at a hearing I plan to attend.
Read and subscribe to follow my reporting. www.allrisenews.com/p/trump-inva...
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Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife.
While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.
This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.
This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
June 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife.
While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.
This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.
This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
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“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”
June 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”
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Best pitbull stuff ever !
May 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Best pitbull stuff ever !
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Viewer feedback was depressing tonight. Politics is breaking people’s brains and hardening their hearts.
May 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Viewer feedback was depressing tonight. Politics is breaking people’s brains and hardening their hearts.
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This is a good call out on "R. Eff. K. Jr".
Here is a meme for this...
Here is a meme for this...
May 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This is a good call out on "R. Eff. K. Jr".
Here is a meme for this...
Here is a meme for this...
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“No more kings”
From Schoolhouse Rock
From Schoolhouse Rock
February 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“No more kings”
From Schoolhouse Rock
From Schoolhouse Rock
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‼️ The National Park Service has REMOVED mentions of transgender people being involved with Stonewall. Not only did the remove the world "Transgender" but changed "LGBTQ+" to "LGBQ+".
The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history.
This pride, we riot.
The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history.
This pride, we riot.
February 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
‼️ The National Park Service has REMOVED mentions of transgender people being involved with Stonewall. Not only did the remove the world "Transgender" but changed "LGBTQ+" to "LGBQ+".
The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history.
This pride, we riot.
The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history.
This pride, we riot.
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Jon Batiste, who is performing the Star Spangled Banner right now, served on the Kennedy Center Board until he was removed by President Trump this past week.
February 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Jon Batiste, who is performing the Star Spangled Banner right now, served on the Kennedy Center Board until he was removed by President Trump this past week.
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If your spouse needs a safe word with her friends to protect herself from you, you should be in therapy.
Or in prison.
Not the Secretary of Defense.
Or in prison.
Not the Secretary of Defense.
January 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If your spouse needs a safe word with her friends to protect herself from you, you should be in therapy.
Or in prison.
Not the Secretary of Defense.
Or in prison.
Not the Secretary of Defense.
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i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first
December 3, 2024 at 8:08 PM
i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first
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December 1, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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*reads instructions for cooking turkey*
Step 1: Let turkey chill in the sink for 2 hours✅
Step 1: Let turkey chill in the sink for 2 hours✅
November 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM
*reads instructions for cooking turkey*
Step 1: Let turkey chill in the sink for 2 hours✅
Step 1: Let turkey chill in the sink for 2 hours✅
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Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
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Under the guise of defending free speech, Musk has turned X into one of the most restrictive, deceptive and manipulative platforms on the internet.
He promised to make X a source of truth. He was called out by his own AI for being one of the most prolific amplifiers of misinformation.
...🧵
He promised to make X a source of truth. He was called out by his own AI for being one of the most prolific amplifiers of misinformation.
...🧵
November 23, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Under the guise of defending free speech, Musk has turned X into one of the most restrictive, deceptive and manipulative platforms on the internet.
He promised to make X a source of truth. He was called out by his own AI for being one of the most prolific amplifiers of misinformation.
...🧵
He promised to make X a source of truth. He was called out by his own AI for being one of the most prolific amplifiers of misinformation.
...🧵
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I regret to inform you they are now eating pet food on the other site to own the libs
November 20, 2024 at 6:25 AM
I regret to inform you they are now eating pet food on the other site to own the libs
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Wow! Just watched S6 E13 of Deep Space Nine, Far Beyond the Stars. It’s a tour de force from all involved. Simply one of finest episodes of storytelling in the entire Trek canon.
#bydhttmwfi
#bydhttmwfi
November 20, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Wow! Just watched S6 E13 of Deep Space Nine, Far Beyond the Stars. It’s a tour de force from all involved. Simply one of finest episodes of storytelling in the entire Trek canon.
#bydhttmwfi
#bydhttmwfi
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Donald Trump’s new ambassador to NATO, Matt Whitaker, was a board member of World Patent Marketing which was accused by the government of running a multimillion-dollar scam.
The company was ordered in May of 2018 to pay a $26m settlement following legal action by the feds.
Only the best people. 🙄
The company was ordered in May of 2018 to pay a $26m settlement following legal action by the feds.
Only the best people. 🙄
November 20, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Donald Trump’s new ambassador to NATO, Matt Whitaker, was a board member of World Patent Marketing which was accused by the government of running a multimillion-dollar scam.
The company was ordered in May of 2018 to pay a $26m settlement following legal action by the feds.
Only the best people. 🙄
The company was ordered in May of 2018 to pay a $26m settlement following legal action by the feds.
Only the best people. 🙄
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho approves of this decision.
Meet Trump’s new Secretary of Education nominee Linda McMahon
November 20, 2024 at 3:29 PM
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho approves of this decision.