Not Really Jerry Mathers
@handsatlanta.bsky.social
I speak good English because I've been doing it for a long distance
@americayoung.bsky.social For mocap fans everywhere
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
@americayoung.bsky.social For mocap fans everywhere
"We missed them. They were in the bathroom."
How does one stumble upon a million more documents?
December 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"We missed them. They were in the bathroom."
Then it should be making frequent appearances in the current lexicon, especially with anything he's likely to read or watch
I think the phrase "Kavanaugh Stop" has both reached and bothered the Justice
Also, Justice Kavanaugh sounds like he really, really wants a second try at his decision authorizing Kavanaugh Stops.
He's now insisting that immigration enforcement should not be like EXACTLY WHAT IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT IS LIKE UNDER TRUMP'S THUGGERY.
He's now insisting that immigration enforcement should not be like EXACTLY WHAT IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT IS LIKE UNDER TRUMP'S THUGGERY.
December 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Then it should be making frequent appearances in the current lexicon, especially with anything he's likely to read or watch
I hope DK files a civil suit against him for lost wages
[Pelissero] As DK Metcalf awaits the appeals hearing on his two-game suspension, a video of the aftermath of his altercation with a fan, who shouts as he returns to his seat: “That was the goal, folks!” twitter.com/TomPelissero...
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I hope DK files a civil suit against him for lost wages
I hope not. It took me enough years to learn how to pronounce Igbinoghene and now we're gonna get this guy?
Can Heat be in on Antetokounmpo without clarity on Rozier? Latest "Ask Ira" at www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/12/04/a... Plus: Chris Paul; Ware/Jovic.
ASK IRA: Can Heat be in on Antetokounmpo without clarity on Rozier?
It’s not as if the Miami Heat can outbid the competition for Giannis Antetokounmpo, but does the Terry Rozier situation with the NBA make it all the more complex?
www.sun-sentinel.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I hope not. It took me enough years to learn how to pronounce Igbinoghene and now we're gonna get this guy?
August 31, 1974 {I looked it up} at the Wollman Skating Rink in Central Park, NYC.
Headliner: Richie Havens
Opening act: Hall and Oates
Headliner: Richie Havens
Opening act: Hall and Oates
Who was the best opening act you've seen live?
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
August 31, 1974 {I looked it up} at the Wollman Skating Rink in Central Park, NYC.
Headliner: Richie Havens
Opening act: Hall and Oates
Headliner: Richie Havens
Opening act: Hall and Oates
The American Heritage Dictionary defines "grok" as "to understand profoundly through intuition or empathy" which is about the wokest thing I've ever heard.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The American Heritage Dictionary defines "grok" as "to understand profoundly through intuition or empathy" which is about the wokest thing I've ever heard.
On one hand, I've disliked Trump for 40+ years. On the other, if I had a nickel for every time I've done that…
Jeffrey Epstein in 2015: "Have them ask my houseman about donald almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
On one hand, I've disliked Trump for 40+ years. On the other, if I had a nickel for every time I've done that…
@minakimes.bsky.social Thanks for this. I expect to get some good use out of it
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
@minakimes.bsky.social Thanks for this. I expect to get some good use out of it
JK Rowling will probably name a villain after him in her next book
Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
JK Rowling will probably name a villain after him in her next book
Be funny if every pizza shop in NYC threw his ass out after this
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Be funny if every pizza shop in NYC threw his ass out after this
No one better to lead a tankathon
NEW: Could Mike McDaniel last the whole season as #MiamiDolphins head coach? Even beyond? Should he? Examining a situation that might not be as clear cut as some folks would think.
www.si.com/nfl/dolphins...
www.si.com/nfl/dolphins...
Will (And Should) Mike McDaniel Last the Whole Season?
As the Miami Dolphins got set to begin their preparations Wednesday for their Week 8 game against the Atlanta Falcons, Mike McDaniel remained as their head coac
www.si.com
October 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
No one better to lead a tankathon
Maybe if we shut the government down and restart it, it'll work right
October 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Maybe if we shut the government down and restart it, it'll work right
"Corporal Smith, you are charged with killing the superior officer who raped you. How do you plead?"
"It was an earnest mistake."
"It was an earnest mistake."
Hegseth: "You should not pay for an earnest mistake for your entire career. That's why today, at my direction, we're making changes to the retention of adverse information on personnel records."
September 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"Corporal Smith, you are charged with killing the superior officer who raped you. How do you plead?"
"It was an earnest mistake."
"It was an earnest mistake."
@amytrask.bsky.social Instead of ending all my posts to you with a pic of Breeland Speaks waving after recovering a fumble, I'm thinking about stealing this from Mina Kimes and using it instead. Whatcha think?
September 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
@amytrask.bsky.social Instead of ending all my posts to you with a pic of Breeland Speaks waving after recovering a fumble, I'm thinking about stealing this from Mina Kimes and using it instead. Whatcha think?
Apple's statement: “We appreciate your understanding and look forward to releasing the series at a future date.”
They left out the last sentence: "Thank you for your attention to this matter."
They left out the last sentence: "Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
Apple Pulls The Savant From Its Release Schedule
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
www.vulture.com
September 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Apple's statement: “We appreciate your understanding and look forward to releasing the series at a future date.”
They left out the last sentence: "Thank you for your attention to this matter."
They left out the last sentence: "Thank you for your attention to this matter."
MAGA: we never heard of her so it doesn't count
NEWS: A person is in custody after allegedly firing a gunshot at the home of Democratic state Sen. Meg Loughran Cappel, a state lawmaker in Illinois. There are no reported injuries.
September 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
MAGA: we never heard of her so it doesn't count
@ethanjskolnick.bsky.social Told this story yrs ago but worth repeating. Was sitting in a bar/restaurant in Davie with a retired Dolphin, a good friend. He said…
"Hey that's Ethan Skolnick over there. I'm gonna go say hello."
"Don't."
"Why not?"
"Because it's Harvey Fialkov."
"Hey that's Ethan Skolnick over there. I'm gonna go say hello."
"Don't."
"Why not?"
"Because it's Harvey Fialkov."
September 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
@ethanjskolnick.bsky.social Told this story yrs ago but worth repeating. Was sitting in a bar/restaurant in Davie with a retired Dolphin, a good friend. He said…
"Hey that's Ethan Skolnick over there. I'm gonna go say hello."
"Don't."
"Why not?"
"Because it's Harvey Fialkov."
"Hey that's Ethan Skolnick over there. I'm gonna go say hello."
"Don't."
"Why not?"
"Because it's Harvey Fialkov."
Top 5? I have one. A friend of mine has a podcast about the Miami Dolphins. I've listened to it once or twice
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Top 5? I have one. A friend of mine has a podcast about the Miami Dolphins. I've listened to it once or twice
Reminiscent of a George Carlin punchline:
"Do what you want to the girl but leave me alone!"
"Do what you want to the girl but leave me alone!"
The City of West Hollywood has issued this statement after coming under fire for lowering its flags to half-mast, which the city did in response to President Trump’s proclamation.
September 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Reminiscent of a George Carlin punchline:
"Do what you want to the girl but leave me alone!"
"Do what you want to the girl but leave me alone!"
Where's Vlado?
Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un join Chinese leader Xi Jinping at a huge military parade in China as the anti-West leaders project unity.
Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/4p5VNKP
Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/4p5VNKP
September 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Where's Vlado?
One big regret I have is that, at age 79, he won't live long enough to see how history judges him
Trump administration moves to bar states and even private (!) nonprofits, such as Red Cross, from helping undocumented immigrants after disasters.
Evil. s2.washingtonpost.com/4467742/68af...
Evil. s2.washingtonpost.com/4467742/68af...
DHS moves to bar aid groups from serving undocumented immigrants
Disaster-aid groups said the new contracts would make it harder for nonprofits to help the most vulnerable Americans in the aftermath of a disaster.
s2.washingtonpost.com
August 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
One big regret I have is that, at age 79, he won't live long enough to see how history judges him
As a DJ at Queens College radio back then, I heard all the hype so dug up the previous 2 albums from our racks and listened. My head pretty much exploded. I sneaked both of them home to my GF and said, "don't come out til you've listened to both." Her head exploded too.
Yes, I returned them
Yes, I returned them
Just as "Born to Run" defined the E Street Band on record, their five-night residency at The Bottom Line in New York City defined them on stage. 50 years ago, these groundbreaking club performances pushed the band to new limits and, as Bruce wrote, “left a lasting burn in the air.”
August 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
As a DJ at Queens College radio back then, I heard all the hype so dug up the previous 2 albums from our racks and listened. My head pretty much exploded. I sneaked both of them home to my GF and said, "don't come out til you've listened to both." Her head exploded too.
Yes, I returned them
Yes, I returned them
The large arresting force {US Marshals, FBI & Metro Police} was due to a tip that in addition to another sandwich, the perpetrator was thought to also have a bag of chips.
During the arrest no one was injured although the reputations of the three law enforcement agencies were badly bruised.
During the arrest no one was injured although the reputations of the three law enforcement agencies were badly bruised.
The White House posted an insane video of the police arresting the sandwich guy in a safe and wealthy neighborhood.
August 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The large arresting force {US Marshals, FBI & Metro Police} was due to a tip that in addition to another sandwich, the perpetrator was thought to also have a bag of chips.
During the arrest no one was injured although the reputations of the three law enforcement agencies were badly bruised.
During the arrest no one was injured although the reputations of the three law enforcement agencies were badly bruised.
The Least Surprising Headline in the History of Least Surprising Headlines
Stephen Miller’s wife says mayonnaise is the only condiment he’ll eat, ‘period’
Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’
Katie Miller, the wife of longtime Trump adviser Stephen Miller, launched her own podcast recently and revealed details about her husband's limited condiment palate during an interview with Vice Presi...
www.mediaite.com
August 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The Least Surprising Headline in the History of Least Surprising Headlines