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We are all Sisyphus and Elon Musk is the fuckass boulder.
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hacking her mainframe til she [dial-up noises]
June 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
hacking her mainframe til she [dial-up noises]
If I ever get cancer, I'm sure we'll all blame my "person life style choice" of using medical marijuana instead of stuff like my elementary school was literally made of asbestos or I lived outside a city with major air pollution for two decades.
May 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If I ever get cancer, I'm sure we'll all blame my "person life style choice" of using medical marijuana instead of stuff like my elementary school was literally made of asbestos or I lived outside a city with major air pollution for two decades.
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Random reminder that banning members of Congress from trading stock is a total no brainer.
They can use privileged information to make money on the stock market, while they’re supposed to be working for you.
Make no mistake — it’s legalized corruption.
They can use privileged information to make money on the stock market, while they’re supposed to be working for you.
Make no mistake — it’s legalized corruption.
May 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Random reminder that banning members of Congress from trading stock is a total no brainer.
They can use privileged information to make money on the stock market, while they’re supposed to be working for you.
Make no mistake — it’s legalized corruption.
They can use privileged information to make money on the stock market, while they’re supposed to be working for you.
Make no mistake — it’s legalized corruption.
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If you're shocked about corruption in American politics, I invite you to take a gander at our campaign finance "system."
May 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If you're shocked about corruption in American politics, I invite you to take a gander at our campaign finance "system."
Well.... *claps and stands up*
See y'all in El Salvador, I guess.
See y'all in El Salvador, I guess.
April 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Well.... *claps and stands up*
See y'all in El Salvador, I guess.
See y'all in El Salvador, I guess.
ICE is a terrorist organization kidnapping people and sending them to be tortured in prisons abroad... by the way.
April 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
ICE is a terrorist organization kidnapping people and sending them to be tortured in prisons abroad... by the way.
Enjoying the beauty of a sunny, spring day... watching woodpeckers fuck in the tree nearby and yelling at them that they're sluts.
March 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Enjoying the beauty of a sunny, spring day... watching woodpeckers fuck in the tree nearby and yelling at them that they're sluts.
I love teaching at the high school level of intellect, but some days I'm truly overwhelmed by the adolescent body odor smell. 😅
March 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I love teaching at the high school level of intellect, but some days I'm truly overwhelmed by the adolescent body odor smell. 😅
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please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
Nobody is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them...
...except your logic teacher.
...except your logic teacher.
March 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Nobody is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them...
...except your logic teacher.
...except your logic teacher.
As an educator, I'd just like to posit that daylight savings is dumb and bad.
March 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
As an educator, I'd just like to posit that daylight savings is dumb and bad.
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don’t worry i won’t make you google it
March 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
don’t worry i won’t make you google it
I wish I could grow tangerines.
March 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I wish I could grow tangerines.
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Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong
February 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong
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We should have a four-day work week by now. It’s the future. I need more time to deal with it
February 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We should have a four-day work week by now. It’s the future. I need more time to deal with it
Lol @ reminding my folks that I have had the house my daughter was born in repossessed by the fucking banks and lived in poverty since I became an adult in 2008 when the economy crashed. What radicalized you?
February 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Lol @ reminding my folks that I have had the house my daughter was born in repossessed by the fucking banks and lived in poverty since I became an adult in 2008 when the economy crashed. What radicalized you?
Imagine thinking you are fighting crime by using a k9 to search kid's school bags for vapes. 🙄
February 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Imagine thinking you are fighting crime by using a k9 to search kid's school bags for vapes. 🙄
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This meeting could have been a riot
February 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This meeting could have been a riot
We are all Sisyphus and Elon Musk is the fuckass boulder.
February 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We are all Sisyphus and Elon Musk is the fuckass boulder.
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you just narted your last fart, tartner
February 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
you just narted your last fart, tartner
Good
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Good
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)