Southern Djentleman
@hamsolo.bsky.social
Not southern like you're thinking (unless you like southerners)
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It's a real shame this app doesn't have drafts
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
I have no balls, and I must pee
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I have no balls, and I must pee
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Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
Polymarket: How long until the next ICE shooting? Bet $5 and get $50 of free play!
January 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Polymarket: How long until the next ICE shooting? Bet $5 and get $50 of free play!
Do. Not. Do this
OpenAI unveils ChatGPT Health, which lets users import medical records and other data from health apps into ChatGPT, initially available to a small group (Ina Fried/Axios)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
January 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Do. Not. Do this
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Oh cool, fresh horrors
January 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Oh cool, fresh horrors
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if you do not want to watch the video, go to settings > content and media and uncheck the "autoplay videos and gifs" box right now
January 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
if you do not want to watch the video, go to settings > content and media and uncheck the "autoplay videos and gifs" box right now
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the hobbies must be protected from turning into side hustles at all costs
January 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
the hobbies must be protected from turning into side hustles at all costs
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Lots of things to fix out there but a decent argument that a real fix (if such a thing existed) for what can reasonably be called “elite impunity” would cascade out fixes for like 90 percent of the rest of it
December 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Lots of things to fix out there but a decent argument that a real fix (if such a thing existed) for what can reasonably be called “elite impunity” would cascade out fixes for like 90 percent of the rest of it
Adding games will give Threads an edge in a marketplace where "does my microblogging site have games?" is approximately as important as "does my car have a blender?"
Launching in-message games would give Threads an edge over competitors like X and Bluesky, which don’t offer built-in games.
Threads is developing in-message games | TechCrunch
Launching in-message games would give Threads an edge over competitors like X and Bluesky, which don’t offer built-in games.
techcrunch.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Adding games will give Threads an edge in a marketplace where "does my microblogging site have games?" is approximately as important as "does my car have a blender?"
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as the old saying goes, desperate times call for not altering your vacation schedule even a little
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
as the old saying goes, desperate times call for not altering your vacation schedule even a little
"My children... if only I'd spent less time with my awful children..."
January 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
"My children... if only I'd spent less time with my awful children..."
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I know that bluesky will be reflexively anti-AI on this one, but think of the number of times you've been playing a game you paid full price for and thought, "I wish someone could have my fun for me so I could get back to work"
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I know that bluesky will be reflexively anti-AI on this one, but think of the number of times you've been playing a game you paid full price for and thought, "I wish someone could have my fun for me so I could get back to work"
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i own one of those little laser tape measure things and every time i need it i look around for like 45 minutes but like every 2 days when i don't need it i see it and pick it up and go oooh doo hoo that wall is 113 cm away and put it down in the worst possible place
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
i own one of those little laser tape measure things and every time i need it i look around for like 45 minutes but like every 2 days when i don't need it i see it and pick it up and go oooh doo hoo that wall is 113 cm away and put it down in the worst possible place
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Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text.
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text.
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shoot the messenger before you even get the message. no news is good news as the maxim goes. they don't make wrong maxims
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
shoot the messenger before you even get the message. no news is good news as the maxim goes. they don't make wrong maxims
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Jason Mendoza would have loved this guy and I can think of no higher compliment for a Jags quarterback
I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.
January 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Jason Mendoza would have loved this guy and I can think of no higher compliment for a Jags quarterback
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You should have to go back and remove the padlock with bolt cutters if you break up
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
You should have to go back and remove the padlock with bolt cutters if you break up
(confidently) "his house of carbs looks ready to topple."
December 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
(confidently) "his house of carbs looks ready to topple."
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This one never fails to put me in stitches.
September 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This one never fails to put me in stitches.
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one unexpected outlook change from being a dad is taking the self care people 10x more seriously when it comes to dealing with weirdly directed anger and rage (including Online). many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
one unexpected outlook change from being a dad is taking the self care people 10x more seriously when it comes to dealing with weirdly directed anger and rage (including Online). many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers
Fashion forecasters are saying 2026 is going to be the 2015 (the 1980s of the 2010s) of the 2020s
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Fashion forecasters are saying 2026 is going to be the 2015 (the 1980s of the 2010s) of the 2020s
Basically every conversation on bluesky is the "greatest thread of all time" meme
User1: this is a funny joke
...
User9287475: no but I just want to know why in hell you prefer the Hapsburgs and their anti-religious baking regulations
User1: this is a funny joke
...
User9287475: no but I just want to know why in hell you prefer the Hapsburgs and their anti-religious baking regulations
December 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Basically every conversation on bluesky is the "greatest thread of all time" meme
User1: this is a funny joke
...
User9287475: no but I just want to know why in hell you prefer the Hapsburgs and their anti-religious baking regulations
User1: this is a funny joke
...
User9287475: no but I just want to know why in hell you prefer the Hapsburgs and their anti-religious baking regulations