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hamsolo.bsky.social
Southern Djentleman
@hamsolo.bsky.social
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Not southern like you're thinking (unless you like southerners)

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hamsolo.bsky.social
A real life version of @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's The Rules
The rules I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. A total bloodbath. The referee would have stepped in by now but they had knocked him out with a steel chair. The only others watching were either fascists themselves or the people trying to fight fascism with the power of love and kindness and they weren't having a great go of it either. I kept trying to explain in between haymakers that we were better than this and on top of that it wasn't likely to be ruled on favorably as far as the courts. None of it helped. I was on my knees now bleeding profusely from the mouth and nose. It spilled out of me onto the snow in a pattern that if you sort of squinted at it from the right vantage looked like a cartoon heart. See that I pointed. Look how beautiful the world can be I tried to say through my broken teeth. Alright well now he was pulling out a gun. I didn't think we were allowed do that.
January 21, 2026 at 10:54 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
The FIFA Peace Prize trophy is, spiritually, an inverted goatse. I will not be taking questions at this time
The trophy for the first annual FIFA Peace Prize. A stylized, poorly-wrought globe is held up by 4 hands, whose awful, possibly veined or possibly scarred wrists are bursting from a round, gold(ish) base. It all sits atop a square black platform just tall enough for a plaque reading "DONALD J. TRUMP President Of The United States"
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
A picture in the style of a Zohran Mamdani ad. Royal blue background with the yellow words "BREAD FOR TOAST"
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
women don't like the vehicle
A photo of a bright red, amphibious "duck" boat (aka death trap). For your safety, there is an awning over the seating area that will make sure you drown in the likely event of an equipment malfunction, despite your life jacket.
October 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
Respect the hustle
A Facebook ad with a photo of a light brown and black dog. The ad says Animal Care After The Rapture $100 Non refundable pet care for the recapture [sic] only
September 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
To the tune of Good Kind Wenceslas
Screenshot of a skeet by @klovar.cc. It includes a picture saying "Mimi 🌟 followed you" and the post says: EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BLACKMAIL PORN SCAMBOTS ARE BACK, BABEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
September 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
Karen Goodenough is a character name from the rough draft of my last novel
A screen shot from the article, which says: When contacted by CBC, co-chair Karen Goodnough declined an interview request, writing in an email: "We are investigating and checking references, so I cannot respond to this at the moment."
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
From an episode of the sitcom Community: Dean Pelton standing next to, and admiring, the school's new flag. On a light blue background, yellow words "E PLURIBUS ANUS" surround a pink circle with arrows radiating from its center (meant to abstractly represent a butthole)
August 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
Jesus is hanging on the cross, in the traditional white-Jesus-crucifix pose, with a speech bubble staring at the bottom of the frame to give the appearance that the quoted post was said by him
July 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
He was SO SO close to finally understanding. But no, his AI-addicted friends are fine and good and it's us who's wrong
ROOSE I used to feel like a crazy early adopter for using A.I. all the time, but now I feel as if I am actually closer to the median of the people I know, in terms of my daily usage.
June 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
"Klaatu barada nikto, Gort"
Picture of two women, one of whom appears to be whispering something into the other’s ear. Text on the photo reads “Post the four words every girl wants whispered in her ear”
June 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Post from "7 Days To Die Adult Community" on Facebook that says 'I will show show I play, and prove everybody is wrong who is saying I am a cheater'
March 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
hamsolo.bsky.social
NOTE TO SELF:
we're up all night to get frunky
Screenshot from the user's Signal conversations. The conversation is titled Notes To Self and the text reads Draft: Funk
January 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
every day we stray further from the light of god
A grocery store end cap featuring Christmas-themed packages of 20-50 Twinkies
December 20, 2024 at 6:49 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
Sorry but did "Legacy of Nerd" rip off the Power Rangers logo?
Logo from the TV show Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. The center of the logo is a 3d-styled lightning bolt
December 5, 2024 at 5:06 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
I have had much more embarrassing recaps tbh
A users top albums from Apple Music for 2024: 1. You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To - Knocked Loose 2. LIVING PROOF - DRAIN 3. SUPERBLOOM - Silent Planet 4. 1989 (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift 5. The Death Of Me - Polaris
December 4, 2024 at 2:57 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
Seems to be a bot of some sort
Innocuous skeet by Marshall Steinbaum about an academic paper, followed by a reply that includes the ChatGPT meta-commentary on its own suggested reply
December 3, 2024 at 5:58 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
I missed that Counterparts dropped a new EP last week!
🔥🤘🏻
A screengrab from Apple Music showing the cover of "Heaven Let Them Die" by Counterparts. The cover background is white, with a white marble cherub holding a white marble bowl full of dark red blood, running from the cherub's neck into the bowl and overflowing onto a white floor.
November 15, 2024 at 3:00 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
My cat and last night's favorite toy. Not sure where he got it but he was very protective when I tried to take it
A brown/black tabby cat with white paws on a brown comforter, cuddling with discarded aluminum foil.
November 14, 2024 at 8:22 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
"Why am I even bothering to post on a site where nobody will see it," says poster getting ratioed to the moon
Skeets by @sambiddle.bsky.social: 1/2: 11 reskeets, 133 quote skeets, 225 replies. I'm gonna give bluesky a try but so far it's still dominated by what I can best describe as "theater kid energy" or "the vibes of an RA trying to organize a dorm activity" 2/2: 57 replies, 30 reskeets + quote skeets. There's also the fundamental issue of "why am I posting in a social network where no one really sees what I'm saying and therefore I am basically larping using twitter"
November 12, 2024 at 7:36 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
Two-panel "This is Fine" meme, but the phrase "this is fine" has been replaced by "I don't care who you are, that's funny!!"
August 13, 2024 at 5:25 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
The album cover for Picture This by Huey Lewis And The News. The image is a washed-out photo of a white man (Huey Lewis) with a loose pompadour and gray/blue eyes. He is standing in front of a cinder block wall and staring straight into your soul.
August 9, 2024 at 6:56 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
A Calvin and Hobbes comic strip where, instead of making the bed himself, Calvin plans to build a robot that can do it for him. Hobbes asks "won't [that] be more work than making the bed?" Calvin replies, "It's only work if somebody makes you do it"
August 5, 2024 at 2:48 PM
hamsolo.bsky.social
This fucker
A pair of bookshelves. The left one is natural wood and has puzzles and games. The right one has an eclectic mix of books, 50% of which are from thrift shops and 90% of which have been read. Tucked above the books is a piece of shit asshole kitten with striped tan and black fur and white socks who is a very good boy
June 21, 2024 at 12:17 AM
hamsolo.bsky.social
Nobody seems to be sure so let me clear things up:

Gnome Chompsky is still alive and well and is living quietly in my back garden
A photograph of Gnome Chompsky, a ceramic T. rex in the process of eating one gnome, carrying three, and stomping on a fifth
June 18, 2024 at 8:01 PM