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who do you know here?
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Instead of getting mad and conspiratorial about the AEW/2300 Arena issue you could just be normal and want the situation to be resolved however that may be instead
August 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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It's a pretty big failing of espn's marketing that folks are reading the WWE espn deal and the ESPN DTC deal at the same time as "WWE ppvs now cost $30 a month" and not "WWE ppvs are now included with espn, which you are undoubtedly already paying for"
things are going well
August 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's a pretty big failing of espn's marketing that folks are reading the WWE espn deal and the ESPN DTC deal at the same time as "WWE ppvs now cost $30 a month" and not "WWE ppvs are now included with espn, which you are undoubtedly already paying for"
things are going well
August 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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this, pretty much
May 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
People laughed at Candace, but look at 7th Avenue rn.
all the posts from concerned NYers about what will happen to the city's infrastructure if the Knicks win this series and people are laughing in the comments.

this is a serious concern.
May 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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*cable news host who ran more 2024 segments on trumps claim that kamala harris isnt really Black than segments on what due process would look like for trumps mass deportation*: “ive taken time to reflect and im sorry i didnt say joe biden was old more”
May 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
the jokes write themselves.
May 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
*looks at your profile banner*

lol. lmao, even.
May 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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the kennedy curse was really everyone else's curse all along
May 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I know! Hating that lame-ass company is *incredibly* smart!
May 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
there isn't a single thing AEW's currently doing that can be classified as "smart" - storyline or business-wise.
AEW is too smart for WWE fans. There, I said the part out loud.
May 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Best possible way to learn this
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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all the posts from concerned NYers about what will happen to the city's infrastructure if the Knicks win this series and people are laughing in the comments.

this is a serious concern.
May 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Doubt he’ll get signed by another team—in large part because he was bad last year, but also bc of the pending investigation—but we’ll see.
The Ravens have just released kicker Justin Tucker.
May 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Crazy.
May 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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(L to R)
-a disgraced news anchor
-another disgraced news anchor
-that guy who yells
-a bayou ghost
-guy who filled a jacuzzi with acid
-guy who chainsawed a whale carcass and strapped it to his roof
Look at the grouping of men on this show right now. We are truly in hell.
May 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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thinking of the kid in the 1996 spice girls aol chat room who would always come in and try to impress people by telling everyone his dad was the sound engineer who removed the spice girls’ british accents from the songs. i hope you found a better grift someday.
April 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I guess I needed to be reminded how joyless and the overconfident the IWC is
I was not watching WrestleMania but the Joe Hendry news is absolutely surreal. I spent almost five years of my career trying to make that TNA title matter. Seeing it at Mania is something absolutely no one could’ve predicted
April 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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You’re laughing! A polar bear is just doing his best to haul ass on his hind two legs and you’re laughing???
I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.
April 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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incredibly rich coming from a movement full of men screaming "innocent until proven guilty!!!!!!" when they're credibly accused by multiple women of sexual assault.
"You don't deserve due process if you're a criminal" has got to be among the least "American" arguments the government has put forward in a century
April 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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literally the first listing i clicked on zillow
April 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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but molly why not just wake up and write it in an hour and then go have a wonderful day?

because u need to suffer for 17 hours and question your entire life first. those are the rules.
writing process while on deadline (18 hours):
1. procrastinate for 17 hours
2. pace house with lump in throat
3. swear you will never write anything again
4. door dash taco bell at 3 pm
5. listen to recorded interview back (vomit at sound of own voice/dumb questions)
6. write the fucker in an hour
April 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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lol what are we doing here guys

*GOLDMAN SACHS RESCINDS RECESSION CALL AFTER TRUMP TARIFF PAUSE
April 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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The Dallas Stars blowing a 3 goal lead with a minute left and losing in OT makes me feel better about the Wolves blowing a 24 point lead in the 4th and losing
April 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM