Hamartian Chronicles
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I feel like A Christmas Carol is immensely relevant to masculine identity right now. It's a story we've retold in just about every genre. Except yaoi. Please don't.
I feel like A Christmas Carol is immensely relevant to masculine identity right now. It's a story we've retold in just about every genre. Except yaoi. Please don't.
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I feel like A Christmas Carol is immensely relevant to masculine identity right now. It's a story we've retold in just about every genre. Except yaoi. Please don't.
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A lot of people are one sepia tone anime away from "figuring it all out".
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A lot of people are one sepia tone anime away from "figuring it all out".
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
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at least we know Peter Thiel was only interested in teenaged girls for their blood
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
at least we know Peter Thiel was only interested in teenaged girls for their blood
We don't appreciate the Demiurge as much as we do the Anti-Christ, but the Demiurge feels much more relevant..
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
We don't appreciate the Demiurge as much as we do the Anti-Christ, but the Demiurge feels much more relevant..
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 04,1954
November 04,1954
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 04,1954
November 04,1954
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www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
I prefer AI-free, low quality videos, MADE! BY! MAN!
I prefer AI-free, low quality videos, MADE! BY! MAN!
October 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
I prefer AI-free, low quality videos, MADE! BY! MAN!
I prefer AI-free, low quality videos, MADE! BY! MAN!
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Jin "Ruh Roh"
October 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Jin "Ruh Roh"
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"Alberto san, you're like egg Sushi that came & went."
"Egg sushi that came & went?"
"Yeah, your brain left you a LONG TAMAGO."
"Egg sushi that came & went?"
"Yeah, your brain left you a LONG TAMAGO."
November 16, 2024 at 1:17 AM
"Alberto san, you're like egg Sushi that came & went."
"Egg sushi that came & went?"
"Yeah, your brain left you a LONG TAMAGO."
"Egg sushi that came & went?"
"Yeah, your brain left you a LONG TAMAGO."
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I found a frog with a top hat that sings & dances, but every time I show him to people he DOESN'T DANCE. I am so pissed off right now.
September 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I found a frog with a top hat that sings & dances, but every time I show him to people he DOESN'T DANCE. I am so pissed off right now.
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There was going to be a Spice Girls anime, but they cancelled it. We were fucking ROBBED.
July 25, 2025 at 9:58 AM
There was going to be a Spice Girls anime, but they cancelled it. We were fucking ROBBED.
The return of King of the Hill has heralded the deaths of several of its former cast; who's next?
July 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The return of King of the Hill has heralded the deaths of several of its former cast; who's next?
A Minecraft Movie is a poor remake of 1993's Super Mario Bros. Fight me.
June 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A Minecraft Movie is a poor remake of 1993's Super Mario Bros. Fight me.
Black Panther was a better Lion King remake than the CGI Lion King remake.
June 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Black Panther was a better Lion King remake than the CGI Lion King remake.
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BREAKING: White House sources report an old Ork Codex was slipped into the President's Daily Briefing and he is now exploring the possibility of ending the dollar entirely in favor of a teeth based economy
April 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
BREAKING: White House sources report an old Ork Codex was slipped into the President's Daily Briefing and he is now exploring the possibility of ending the dollar entirely in favor of a teeth based economy
If someone lacks empathy for others, they almost certainly lack empathy for themselves; if they don't feel they get what they need, they don't feel the need to share with others what they have.
March 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If someone lacks empathy for others, they almost certainly lack empathy for themselves; if they don't feel they get what they need, they don't feel the need to share with others what they have.
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter