Hamartian Chronicles
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Getting away from one's comfort zone for a few days makes returning home feel refreshing. Even the busted couch feels comforting again. Or maybe my back is just that messed up...
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"Welcome to PIER REVIEWED, the only Fishing show where we review real Piers in person......& that's why I give this Pier, 3 & 1/2 out of 5 Lead weights."
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
"Welcome to PIER REVIEWED, the only Fishing show where we review real Piers in person......& that's why I give this Pier, 3 & 1/2 out of 5 Lead weights."
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February 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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scott adams said one of my youtube videos was bad one time. now he's dead. i think there's a lesson there
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
scott adams said one of my youtube videos was bad one time. now he's dead. i think there's a lesson there
Getting away from one's comfort zone for a few days makes returning home feel refreshing. Even the busted couch feels comforting again. Or maybe my back is just that messed up...
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Getting away from one's comfort zone for a few days makes returning home feel refreshing. Even the busted couch feels comforting again. Or maybe my back is just that messed up...
I feel like A Christmas Carol is immensely relevant to masculine identity right now. It's a story we've retold in just about every genre. Except yaoi. Please don't.
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I feel like A Christmas Carol is immensely relevant to masculine identity right now. It's a story we've retold in just about every genre. Except yaoi. Please don't.
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A lot of people are one sepia tone anime away from "figuring it all out".
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A lot of people are one sepia tone anime away from "figuring it all out".
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
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at least we know Peter Thiel was only interested in teenaged girls for their blood
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
at least we know Peter Thiel was only interested in teenaged girls for their blood
We don't appreciate the Demiurge as much as we do the Anti-Christ, but the Demiurge feels much more relevant..
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
We don't appreciate the Demiurge as much as we do the Anti-Christ, but the Demiurge feels much more relevant..
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 04,1954
November 04,1954
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 04,1954
November 04,1954
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www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
I prefer AI-free, low quality videos, MADE! BY! MAN!
I prefer AI-free, low quality videos, MADE! BY! MAN!
October 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
I prefer AI-free, low quality videos, MADE! BY! MAN!
I prefer AI-free, low quality videos, MADE! BY! MAN!
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Jin "Ruh Roh"
October 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Jin "Ruh Roh"
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"Alberto san, you're like egg Sushi that came & went."
"Egg sushi that came & went?"
"Yeah, your brain left you a LONG TAMAGO."
"Egg sushi that came & went?"
"Yeah, your brain left you a LONG TAMAGO."
November 16, 2024 at 1:17 AM
"Alberto san, you're like egg Sushi that came & went."
"Egg sushi that came & went?"
"Yeah, your brain left you a LONG TAMAGO."
"Egg sushi that came & went?"
"Yeah, your brain left you a LONG TAMAGO."
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I found a frog with a top hat that sings & dances, but every time I show him to people he DOESN'T DANCE. I am so pissed off right now.
September 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I found a frog with a top hat that sings & dances, but every time I show him to people he DOESN'T DANCE. I am so pissed off right now.
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There was going to be a Spice Girls anime, but they cancelled it. We were fucking ROBBED.
July 25, 2025 at 9:58 AM
There was going to be a Spice Girls anime, but they cancelled it. We were fucking ROBBED.
The return of King of the Hill has heralded the deaths of several of its former cast; who's next?
July 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The return of King of the Hill has heralded the deaths of several of its former cast; who's next?
A Minecraft Movie is a poor remake of 1993's Super Mario Bros. Fight me.
June 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A Minecraft Movie is a poor remake of 1993's Super Mario Bros. Fight me.
Black Panther was a better Lion King remake than the CGI Lion King remake.
June 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Black Panther was a better Lion King remake than the CGI Lion King remake.
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