Anne Aardvark
@haljak.bsky.social
CONTAMINATE THE DATABASE
Just another reply guy
Just another reply guy
I have eaten Too Much Soup
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I have eaten Too Much Soup
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Sorry I told your mum she could fight the patriarchy by posting her tits
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Sorry I told your mum she could fight the patriarchy by posting her tits
None of you remember the war against the Voles because they are controlling you and suppressing your memory
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
None of you remember the war against the Voles because they are controlling you and suppressing your memory
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I don't need new ways to organize important work information, I need the Raven King to perch upon my shoulder as he teaches me the one, true name of all birds
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don't need new ways to organize important work information, I need the Raven King to perch upon my shoulder as he teaches me the one, true name of all birds
Why yes I AM back on my bullshit
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Why yes I AM back on my bullshit
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my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
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This is a joke, of course the robots would be programmed like RoboCop with an inability to stop certain people from breaking the law but instead of Directive 4 it'll be called Directive 420.
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is a joke, of course the robots would be programmed like RoboCop with an inability to stop certain people from breaking the law but instead of Directive 4 it'll be called Directive 420.
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me in the kitchen 🤝 me online
roasting gammon
roasting gammon
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
me in the kitchen 🤝 me online
roasting gammon
roasting gammon
You can say any old shit on here and nobody cares
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You can say any old shit on here and nobody cares
Imagine having tits made of memory foam
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Imagine having tits made of memory foam
She’s a 10 but she calls her poops Toilet Babies
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
She’s a 10 but she calls her poops Toilet Babies
When I donated my body to medical science I didn’t think the scientists would use it to feed their lab animals
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
When I donated my body to medical science I didn’t think the scientists would use it to feed their lab animals
Imagine kissing a giant ant
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Imagine kissing a giant ant
Brother we have lived through another night
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Brother we have lived through another night
Who up studying the blade
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Who up studying the blade
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It’s great when endangered species come back from the edge of extinction so we can harvest them for food
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s great when endangered species come back from the edge of extinction so we can harvest them for food
Suffering from a surfeit of whisky and nachos
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Suffering from a surfeit of whisky and nachos
Who up fashioning a golem from they precious substances
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Who up fashioning a golem from they precious substances
Your pooping technique is mid and your mother is a horse
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Your pooping technique is mid and your mother is a horse
Nobody eats treacle any more
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Nobody eats treacle any more
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Forgive me.
I am a child and this is what children do-
I am a child and this is what children do-
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Forgive me.
I am a child and this is what children do-
I am a child and this is what children do-
Grok where is grehms why did she leave
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Grok where is grehms why did she leave