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New Yorker in Minnesota perpetually seeking good pizza.

Podcast talent adjacent @tbtl.net
Gonna download nhl26, start a @pwhlfrost.bsky.social franchise and immediately trade Curl for Cava.
@easportsnhl.bsky.social PWHL Ratings are out for #nhl26 ! 📈

Thoughts on our Top 5 Player Ratings?? 🧐
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hoping everyone in DC stays safe as y’all brace for what comes next.
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just feeling very happy for @johnny-kay.bsky.social these days.
nba.com NBA @nba.com · 2h
DETROIT.
BASKETBALL.
HISTORY.

ON THE LINE TONIGHT.

The Pistons seek a franchise-record 14 STRAIGHT WINS and a 3-0 East Group B record tonight in Boston at 5:00pm/et on ESPN!
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Bluey pjs vs fascist is truly incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“This is not really debatable”

My brother, taste is subjective. You think it’s bad and you’re free to have that awful opinion.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“Pro life” crowd killing children.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I think they should give Simon Kinberg a chance to adapt the Dark Phoenix saga.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Just thinking about the current line of succession.
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
$100 says Bari Weiss offered MTG a lot of money to be a talking head on CBS.
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We’re so back.
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I keep saying it, cancel your NYT subscriptions. They’re an amoral company run by billionaires.
NYT isn’t worth reading because they are in the bag for Trump
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
And Vic has missed 3 games. That man is a menace.
2025-2026 NBA Blocks Leaders:

43 - Victor Wembanyama
29 - Ryan Kalkbrenner
28 - Jay Huff
28 - Alex Sarr
26 - Scottie Barnes
26 - Rudy Gobert
26 - Myles Turner

All Leaders: https://www.basketball-reference.com/leagues/NBA_2026_leaders.html
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Charlotte’s Web is a perfect operation name for these pigs.
Denials from DHS that Charlotte's Web has ended.
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Watching the Cavs wear these orange jerseys on that court for the first time and damn that’s beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Do your parents also use the family chat to send messages to one person or no?
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Once again, I’m asking you to cancel your New York Times subscription
Blending family and governance
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Whether it’s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Someone should check Jimmy’s search history.
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Attorney: Can 13-year olds consent to sex?

Republicans: CAN THEY EVER
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m sorry but this is objectively hilarious.
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m convinced the Times is just a rage bait operation at this point.
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM