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Jon
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New Yorker in Minnesota perpetually seeking good pizza.

Podcast talent adjacent @tbtl.net
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Benny resting up before consuming too many table scraps at grandma and grandpa’s.
A golden retriever lays curled up in the wheel well of the backseat of the car with his head rested on the seat
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Norm please, this is a family app.
Bone in pork butt roast
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Just thinking about the current line of succession.
List of current potus line of succession and it’s just the worst people in politics.
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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We’re so back.
Minnesota Frost vs Toronto Scepters going into the third period tied 1-1.
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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He should smile less.
The most horrifying thing you can imagine. Donald Trump, baring his teeth, smiles widely as he looks up in admiration of New York City mayoral-elect, Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Vivek Ranadive holds a microphone and looks like he’s about to fall asleep.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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This is from years back, one of my favorites our boy Modi who we lost a couple of years ago.

Modi, named after the son of Thor not the authoritarian 🤣
Modi, a golden retriever, proudly stands in a mud pit with a stick in front of him that he’d been carrying through the woods.
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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We lost this guy the Saturday after thanksgiving last year. Think of him all the time and thrilled and privileged to have had him in our lives.
Thor, a sugar faced golden retriever, holds his tennis ball in his mouth while laying down in the kitchen in hopes of getting some food scraps. He would eventually get that food.
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I’m sorry but this is objectively hilarious.
Screen grab of a crude Microsoft paint creation that says “Destroyed California Award” on a yellow and blue ribbon.
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Nailed it.

But for real, I saw the new Predator movie last night and it rips.
A comment on a blog about the new film “Predator: Badlands” that reads “there’s nothing more Badlands than the EPSTEIN FILES”
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Bro is LITERALLY a reply guy.
James Wilson has never posted anything on Bluesky. He only replies.
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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A million years old? Sir.
Matthew Stafford is only 37 years old.
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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LA Lakers lost to the Atlanta Hawks, 122-102
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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It’s not said enough, white people, and white men, we fucking suck.
Every demographic dramatically shifted to the left in the recent elections. With the exception of white people as a whole driven by white men marginally shifting. White men are, as a whole, shitty and selfish misogynist clowns.
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Jermaine O’Neal tribute.
Jermaine O’Neal, headband power user.
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Crude and on my phone at the eye doctor’s office but why not this?
The C in pacers now has a line in it like the other letters.
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Timeline doing its thing to clown Rudy 🤗 @saramontourlewis.com @michelle275.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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This man must be in hell.
Michael Porter Jr., certified ass.
November 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Someone please save Nic Claxton.
The Brooklyn Nets 1-3 starters shooting a collective doodie for the evening led by Michael Porter Jr. going 1-9 from 3.
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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His farm has received just shy of $600k in subsidies since 2020. I wonder who he voted for.
Caleb Ragland bio from the US Soybean Growers association. The bio shows he owns Magnolia Grain & Stock Farm. Magnolia Grain & Stock Farm received $598,397.40 in farm subsidies. A breakdown of Caleb’s $598k in subsidies.
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Awesome ratio
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I swear to god it’s just yogurt.
Benny, a golden retriever, with a streak of yogurt, NOT COCAINE, on his nose after licking a bowl of yogurt clean.
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Was in a national park last weekend and saw this when looking on the website. Totally cool and chill. www.fs.usda.gov/r09/superior...
USDA forest service website with a header that reads: The Radical Left Democrats shut down the government. This government website will be updated periodically during the funding lapse for mission critical functions. President Trump has made it clear he wants to keep the government open and support those who feed, fuel, and clothe the American people. For information on recreation site status on National Forest System lands, please visit https://www.fs.usda.gov/visit
October 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Nah Descript, I don’t need AI slop.
An email from video editing software company Descript that reads “how to generate AI video you actually need”.
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Respectfully, this did nothing to change their minds. They’re a lost cause.
Smoke or gas is all about around the U.S. while rioters waive Trump flags on January 6, 2021.
October 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM