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The January 2026 front page of The Onion newspaper.
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January 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The January 2026 front page of The Onion newspaper.
Never miss out again and become a member here: https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701cx00000IyUfBAAV
Never miss out again and become a member here: https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701cx00000IyUfBAAV
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This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.
January 26, 2026 at 12:38 PM
This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.
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Legal Aid hack:
- over 2 million pieces of data gone
- 15 yrs worth of info
- extremely sensitive data incl details of victims of domestic violence and people’s criminal cases
- unbelievable potential for harm well beyond “scams”
The CEO says this:
- over 2 million pieces of data gone
- 15 yrs worth of info
- extremely sensitive data incl details of victims of domestic violence and people’s criminal cases
- unbelievable potential for harm well beyond “scams”
The CEO says this:
May 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Legal Aid hack:
- over 2 million pieces of data gone
- 15 yrs worth of info
- extremely sensitive data incl details of victims of domestic violence and people’s criminal cases
- unbelievable potential for harm well beyond “scams”
The CEO says this:
- over 2 million pieces of data gone
- 15 yrs worth of info
- extremely sensitive data incl details of victims of domestic violence and people’s criminal cases
- unbelievable potential for harm well beyond “scams”
The CEO says this:
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Stage 9 cancer.
$5 trillion contribution.
F-55 fighters.
$5 trillion contribution.
F-55 fighters.
Trump on his Middle East trip: "They gave us a nice contribution of about $5 trillion."
(The entire GDP of the US is under $30 trillion ... )
(The entire GDP of the US is under $30 trillion ... )
May 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Stage 9 cancer.
$5 trillion contribution.
F-55 fighters.
$5 trillion contribution.
F-55 fighters.
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
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The world is more divided than ever, but there’s still something (nearly) everyone agrees on: The US is unloved.
Meanwhile, China keeps improving its global standing 👇
www.politico.eu/article/usa-...
Meanwhile, China keeps improving its global standing 👇
www.politico.eu/article/usa-...
May 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The world is more divided than ever, but there’s still something (nearly) everyone agrees on: The US is unloved.
Meanwhile, China keeps improving its global standing 👇
www.politico.eu/article/usa-...
Meanwhile, China keeps improving its global standing 👇
www.politico.eu/article/usa-...
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Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President
theonion.com/man-can...
theonion.com/man-can...
May 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President
theonion.com/man-can...
theonion.com/man-can...
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James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
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3 friends? Wow, brag much?????
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
3 friends? Wow, brag much?????
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The 2025 NFL Draft is over and done with.
So, @charlotteobserver.com has put together a detailed instant analysis report card of the #Panthers' draft haul.
Have a great Sunday!
Grading the draft:
www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/nfl/c...
So, @charlotteobserver.com has put together a detailed instant analysis report card of the #Panthers' draft haul.
Have a great Sunday!
Grading the draft:
www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/nfl/c...
Grading Carolina Panthers’ 2025 NFL Draft: Analysis of Tetairoa McMillan-led class
How did the Carolina Panthers do in the 2025 NFL Draft?
www.charlotteobserver.com
April 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The 2025 NFL Draft is over and done with.
So, @charlotteobserver.com has put together a detailed instant analysis report card of the #Panthers' draft haul.
Have a great Sunday!
Grading the draft:
www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/nfl/c...
So, @charlotteobserver.com has put together a detailed instant analysis report card of the #Panthers' draft haul.
Have a great Sunday!
Grading the draft:
www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/nfl/c...
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Breaking news: Kenneth Chesebro becomes second former Trump lawyer to plead guilty in Georgia election case.
Chesebro’s plea follows that of Sidney Powell on Thursday.
Chesebro’s plea follows that of Sidney Powell on Thursday.
Trump co-defendant Kenneth Chesebro pleads guilty in Georgia election case
Chesebro became the second former Trump lawyer to plead guilty in as many days, following Sidney Powell on Thursday
www.washingtonpost.com
October 20, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Breaking news: Kenneth Chesebro becomes second former Trump lawyer to plead guilty in Georgia election case.
Chesebro’s plea follows that of Sidney Powell on Thursday.
Chesebro’s plea follows that of Sidney Powell on Thursday.
I’m so high I’m gonna give rings of power another shot
October 3, 2023 at 1:50 AM
I’m so high I’m gonna give rings of power another shot
Is there an I’m high feed yet
September 30, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Is there an I’m high feed yet
I will gladly unsubscribe from YouTubeTV if they don’t stop showing pharma ads that I’m way too young to take
September 30, 2023 at 1:50 AM
I will gladly unsubscribe from YouTubeTV if they don’t stop showing pharma ads that I’m way too young to take
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the music IP/copyright debate is a surprisingly complex one. i actually disagree with a number of people i respect on this issue. personally — and this is just my personal opinion, not trying to start an argument — i think that everyone who has ever listened to a song should be thrown in prison
September 6, 2023 at 3:20 PM
the music IP/copyright debate is a surprisingly complex one. i actually disagree with a number of people i respect on this issue. personally — and this is just my personal opinion, not trying to start an argument — i think that everyone who has ever listened to a song should be thrown in prison
Oh sure other mammals are monogamous and seahorses share child rearing responsibilities and humming birds are 50/50% on laundry but our closed relative is the CHIMPANZEE
September 7, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Oh sure other mammals are monogamous and seahorses share child rearing responsibilities and humming birds are 50/50% on laundry but our closed relative is the CHIMPANZEE
American tennis completely missed and still missing on Ben Shelton
September 7, 2023 at 3:54 AM
American tennis completely missed and still missing on Ben Shelton
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A rare colour photo of the HOLLYWOODLAND sign.
In 1949, the LA Parks Dept set about repairing & rebuilding the sign and at that point the contract stipulated that "LAND" be removed to spell "Hollywood" to better reflect the district, and no longer the housing development.
📽️
In 1949, the LA Parks Dept set about repairing & rebuilding the sign and at that point the contract stipulated that "LAND" be removed to spell "Hollywood" to better reflect the district, and no longer the housing development.
📽️
August 31, 2023 at 11:57 AM
A rare colour photo of the HOLLYWOODLAND sign.
In 1949, the LA Parks Dept set about repairing & rebuilding the sign and at that point the contract stipulated that "LAND" be removed to spell "Hollywood" to better reflect the district, and no longer the housing development.
📽️
In 1949, the LA Parks Dept set about repairing & rebuilding the sign and at that point the contract stipulated that "LAND" be removed to spell "Hollywood" to better reflect the district, and no longer the housing development.
📽️
My kid’s kid’s kids generation 🙋♂️:
I know the answer, Doctor Spaceforce Commander Professor. Having an open-source dopamine-manipulating surveillance rectangle in your pocket every waking hour was a COGNITIVE carcinogen.
*And on your wrist!* (back of class)
I know the answer, Doctor Spaceforce Commander Professor. Having an open-source dopamine-manipulating surveillance rectangle in your pocket every waking hour was a COGNITIVE carcinogen.
*And on your wrist!* (back of class)
August 26, 2023 at 8:16 PM
My kid’s kid’s kids generation 🙋♂️:
I know the answer, Doctor Spaceforce Commander Professor. Having an open-source dopamine-manipulating surveillance rectangle in your pocket every waking hour was a COGNITIVE carcinogen.
*And on your wrist!* (back of class)
I know the answer, Doctor Spaceforce Commander Professor. Having an open-source dopamine-manipulating surveillance rectangle in your pocket every waking hour was a COGNITIVE carcinogen.
*And on your wrist!* (back of class)
If you read ruthlessly consider Charlie as analogy for downstream effects of American exceptionalism, Peanuts is good 40-45% of the time
Releasing some Patreon comics over the next few days.
August 26, 2023 at 5:56 PM
If you read ruthlessly consider Charlie as analogy for downstream effects of American exceptionalism, Peanuts is good 40-45% of the time
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Me going through all of your follow lists to figure out where my people are
July 2, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Me going through all of your follow lists to figure out where my people are
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And just like that, hours after our story first published, X has started reversing the throttling on some of the sites, including NYT's. Here's what it looks like. https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/08/15/twitter-x-links-delayed/
August 15, 2023 at 8:30 PM
And just like that, hours after our story first published, X has started reversing the throttling on some of the sites, including NYT's. Here's what it looks like. https://washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/08/15/twitter-x-links-delayed/
Yeah, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
August 12, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Yeah, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
Repeal VAR make soccer fun again
August 12, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Repeal VAR make soccer fun again
Westwood shithousing messi lol
August 12, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Westwood shithousing messi lol