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Hungarian Will
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Event & content production, music, terrible at skateboarding, but still trying desperately to master my kickflip.
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So we’ve got two competing schools of what the Democratic Party should do next. One of them is hosting the largest political rallies in history in places like New Hampshire and Arizona, and the other one just got $120 million from Silicon Valley and is on a book tour.
March 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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How much US taxpayer's money has now been wasted by Space X?
March 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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The greatest business battle EVER to be fought will come when President Elon starts trying to implement AI for federal processes.

The battle will be fought over which company’s AI will be used by the feds.

This is a zero sum battle that will create more chaos than this country has ever seen
February 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Now that I've made peaceful revolution impossible it's time to sit back and enjoy my wealth and power with no adverse consequences
February 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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We were never able to write a second hit because of dei
February 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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January 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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The bad news is that things are bad. The good news is it’s becoming increasingly likely for a cool anime situation to happen, where the last human city is guarded by teenagers piloting giant mech suits
January 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.
January 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Right now social media feels like we’re all smokers and we’ve been smoking Marlboro Reds for a decade and our plan to quit smoking Reds specifically is to smoke twice as many cigarettes of 3 different other brands
January 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Do people really not know that TikTok was in fact banned and STILL IS BANNED, like fully according to the law? The legislation always targeted the app stores and, in fact, the TikTok app has been taken down. Nothing Trump did or can do will change that. TikTok is banned! Right now!
January 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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What’s the difference between a gov controlling an algorithm, silently eliminating reach for things it doesn’t like, vs the same gov using its power, to demand that the platform remove the things it doesn’t like.?

In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Trump wants to annex Canada, which means that somewhere in Canada right now, a nun with an amazing singing voice has taken the job as a nanny for a widowed naval Captain and his 7 children.
January 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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“kids keep living past the age of 5, because of woke” - a substantial chunk of the american public
December 31, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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If i was the richest guy in the world i would just do stuff like give the decemberists 100 million dollars to write a concept album about the hardy boys
November 19, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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Middle schoolers mocking a Cybertruck never gets old
December 4, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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I recently replaced my daily breakfast of 2 cups of canola oil with a bowl of melted tallow I swear I’m already starting to feel the benefits
November 24, 2024 at 12:26 AM