jim the simpleton 🏳️🌈
@gwyddijim.bsky.social
god's chosen puscifer fan and owner of a golden Jerma985 bust
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wasn't planning on staying up til midnight for the new year but thank god my neighbors are blaring their music outside and blasting a silo's worth of fireworks right outside my window
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
wasn't planning on staying up til midnight for the new year but thank god my neighbors are blaring their music outside and blasting a silo's worth of fireworks right outside my window
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sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man
December 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man
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every military commander on stranger things
December 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
every military commander on stranger things
Toast an everything bagel. Put jalapeño cream cheese on it. Add some burnt sausage. Enjoy the best sandwich ever. Buy a toaster. Swing for the four-slot.
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Toast an everything bagel. Put jalapeño cream cheese on it. Add some burnt sausage. Enjoy the best sandwich ever. Buy a toaster. Swing for the four-slot.
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Jerma viewer spotted
December 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Jerma viewer spotted
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
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Being responsible and showing up to the airport with plenty of time to spare can be hazardous to your wallet
December 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Being responsible and showing up to the airport with plenty of time to spare can be hazardous to your wallet
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Some asshole in the government overheard someone say "yknow, in a way the death of one person is the end of an entire world" and thought "that gives me a wonderful idea"
December 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Some asshole in the government overheard someone say "yknow, in a way the death of one person is the end of an entire world" and thought "that gives me a wonderful idea"
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Forgot I even made this
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Forgot I even made this
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Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
It is very dumb to get customers in asking if we still have Black Friday deals, but unfortunately the egg is on my face because we actually do still have Black Friday deals, which is regrettably dumber
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It is very dumb to get customers in asking if we still have Black Friday deals, but unfortunately the egg is on my face because we actually do still have Black Friday deals, which is regrettably dumber
Happy to report that Knives Out is still the greatest film of all time
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Happy to report that Knives Out is still the greatest film of all time
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holy crap lois it's a freaking ascended sleeper!
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
holy crap lois it's a freaking ascended sleeper!
I am such a filthy fucking slut for cauliflower wings
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I am such a filthy fucking slut for cauliflower wings
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Reading this like it's Tony Stark talking to Jarvis
Horny Apartment Wife. Comfort Me By My Wet Pussy
November 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Reading this like it's Tony Stark talking to Jarvis
potential new year's challenge looking a bit daunting now that I've mapped out what it actually looks like for me
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
potential new year's challenge looking a bit daunting now that I've mapped out what it actually looks like for me
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IT HAS BEEN 0️⃣ DAYS
SINCE SEEING THE NAME SYDNEY SWEENEY
SINCE SEEING THE NAME SYDNEY SWEENEY
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
IT HAS BEEN 0️⃣ DAYS
SINCE SEEING THE NAME SYDNEY SWEENEY
SINCE SEEING THE NAME SYDNEY SWEENEY
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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american foreign policy or american southern strategy?
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
american foreign policy or american southern strategy?
jesus about time lmao
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
jesus about time lmao
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I am disappointed by the shutdown ending. I was kinda proud of democrats for a moment there
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I am disappointed by the shutdown ending. I was kinda proud of democrats for a moment there