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Guy M Gayle
@guymgayle.bsky.social
(he/him) Black, Gen X, cis male, queer parent, tired. #Soccerfan

Model citizen in every way.

Banner detail from the Flying Fucks neck gaiter by the late great Meeks Baker.
Darrell Hammond and Alec Baldwin could do the funniest thing on Saturday. #SNL
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
#Bubba could do the funniest thing today.
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Nancy Reagan has been DEMOTED
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Major League Soccer and Apple today announced that beginning in 2026, all MLS matches will be available to stream for Apple TV subscribers at no additional cost.
www.mlssoccer.com/news/major-l...
Major League Soccer is Coming to Apple TV Starting in 2026 | MLSSoccer.com
NEW YORK, N.Y., November 13, 2025 – Major League Soccer (MLS) and Apple today announced that beginning in 2026, all MLS matches will be available to stream for Apple TV subscribers at no additional co...
www.mlssoccer.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I am Antififa.
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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This is how to write a headline about repeated liars.
Border patrol chief reprimanded for lying claims shots were fired at immigration officers in Chicago
Gregory Bovino was called out by a judge only two days earlier for lying about being assaulted by a protester
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social level trolling. 🫖
The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.

We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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For those that haven’t seen it, from Abby Wambach and Julie Foudy’s Instagram: Part 1
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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ALSO, “daddy” is a title you earn, not one you just give to yourself
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’m stressed enough already, I sure as fuck ain’t watching any #Bengals games this season.
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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The former Afghan Women's National Football Team, now known as Afghan Women United, took the field last week for their first games in four years.

Their return after the Taliban banned all sports for women and girls is a victory for human rights.
Afghan Women’s Return to Football a Human Rights Victory
Their return to compete after the Taliban banned all sports for women and girls is a true victory for human rights.
www.hrw.org
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Shit.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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SHARPS never die. we just need bifocals
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinhea...
November 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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BREAKING: Trump administration tells court it will partially fund food benefits this month
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Closeup of one of my favorite soccer scarves.
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Sarah Gorden wants teammates and fans to know exactly where the Angel City locker room stands.
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Great idea!
If you come to my house on Halloween, kids will get candy and adults will get a candy with a free zine illustrated by @meganpiont.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM