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Guy M Gayle
@guymgayle.bsky.social
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(he/him) Black, Gen X, cis male, queer parent, tired. #Soccerfan

Model citizen in every way.

Banner detail from the Flying Fucks neck gaiter by the late great Meeks Baker.
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Sunset looking northwest from our front porch. A mostly cloudy sky brightened with a vivid pink and orange glow. Trees and power lines appear silhouetted in the foreground.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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If you call a #GenX -er “Boomer”, we’re gonna talk about your momma.

Even if I married her.
Grocery list on a white board. First item is “t.p. 4 my bunghole”. Next to it someone has written “Ok Boomer” but “Boomer” has been crossed out and “Beavis” is written below it.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Grocery list. #SometimesIm12
#BevisAndButthead
Handwritten grocery list on a whiteboard. The top item is “t.p. 4 my bunghole”. The second item is bananas.
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Closeup of one of my favorite soccer scarves.
Closeup of a parody of the adidas logo on a soccer scarf.
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
Dummy by Portishead album cover.
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Saw this meme on Reddit and laughed my ass off until I thought about how I take my coffee…(1)
Conversation meme from The Office with the following text. Michael: I like my women like I like my coffee. Pam (a white woman): (hopeful) Strong and sweet? Michael: (Stares) Pam: (joking) Black and hot? Michael: (Stares) Pam: Suddenly realizing she got it right with the second guess.
October 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I’m up to some shit.
The author with a knit pink pussy hat.
October 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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#IceFishing
October 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Pale orange cat sits on my chest.
September 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Whatever you do for godsakes don’t tell them about the Antifa Fairy.
Cover of the comic Tank Girl Book One: Anniversary Edition by Jamie Hewlett and Alan C. Martin
September 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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#DadJokes #WorkJokes
Black desktop computer with a sticker of a cartoon seal wearing headphones and a black t-shirt that says “AV” on it. A crescent wrench is attached to a tool pouch with a lanyard.
September 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
A black and white photo of Dr. Fink from Prince and The Revolution.
September 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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“I am one with the force, and the force is with me.”
#IncontinenceTherapy
A section of my laptop screen from an online incontinence therapy class that says, “I am in control of my bladder”.
September 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Did some zine planting 🌱 today. Thanks @meganpiont.bsky.social
Black and white zine cover that says, “How to Report ICE and help keep our Neighbors safe”
September 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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When I went to #SignOTheTimes when it first came out in 1987, it was my friend, me, and one other person in the entire theater. Tonight’s showing is a near sellout. #Prince
Me in a movie theater holding a flyer for the IMAX rerelease of the Prince concert film Sign O’ The Times. Seat map of the movie theater I’m in that shows almost every seat taken.
August 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Battle flag
August 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Was it worth it, G?
#FIFA
Gianni Infantino next to the rambling President of the United States. Gianni Infantino wishing he was anywhere else away from the stench. Gianni Infantino realizing that no amount of money can save him from this moment.
August 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Thank you!

I can’t believe I got married in cargo shorts. 🤣
A black and white photo by Tristan Crane of Lori and me standing at the legal ceremony presided by an Alameda County judge.
August 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Happy ninth anniversary Tigerbear!

Photo by @tcrane.bsky.social
@yesthatselke.bsky.social, me, and, the 7 year old twins, at a clerk desk filling out the info for our marriage license. Simone, in red, turns and sticks her tongue out at the camera. Bruce sits on his mom’s lap and gives a stank face while his arms are wrapped around Lori’s neck.
August 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Old Bengals fans:

First pic: Nice!

Second pic: Go fuck yourself!

@theathletic.com
Screen shot from The Athletic’s quarterback tier rating showing the Bengals’ Joe Burrow is a Tier 1 quarterback for the fourth year in a row. Screenshot of a quote by a coach about Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow saying “(He’s) the closest thing to Joe Montana that I have seen” The Bengals went 0 for Joe Montana including two Super Bowls.
August 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Smoking time.
#BabyBackRibs
Me in my red American Outlaws t-shirt and blue overalls and my Weber Smoker named “R2” because it looks like a black version of the Star Wars droid.
August 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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My Venus flytraps are loving these warm Oakland days.

Plants are from @calcarnivores.bsky.social
Venus flytrap with brilliant red traps in bright sunlight. A small cape sundew glistens next to the flytrap.
August 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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He’s “flying” alright.

#yikes
Tweet with Andrew Cuomo misquoting Muhammad Ali in a desperate attempt to sound relevant. “Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee”
August 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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August 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM