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For the people who are done pretending…
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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On March 12th, 1944, I killed 97 Nazis.
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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This is fu*king outrageous!

The federal government on Saturday dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines, giving children saline shots instead of the vaccine and selling faked vaccination cards.

apnews.com/article/utah...
Charges dropped against Utah doctor accused of throwing away $28,000 in COVID vaccine doses
The federal government has dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines worth thousands of dollars during the pandemic.
apnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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paying $60 to secretly record yourself not having friends or sex or shame is WILD when there are people who will do it for FREE to show you how much of fucking doofus you are. ALWAYS REMEMBER TO LOOK FOR THE HELPERS
October 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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The Washington Post, everyone!
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Wait wait wait. So YOU'RE TELLIN ME that a "lawyer" with zero career experience in ever stepping into a courtroom for a prosection DIDN'T KNOW THE RULES and made big mistakes that a seasoned pro wouldn't? Wooowowowowowow I'm shocked. Shocked I tell ya
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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18/ Nate Fischer leads the Dallas chapter of the Society for American Civic Renewal (SACR), a secretive Christian men’s society founded by Charles Haywood who is a great admirer of Francisco Franco, Spain’s deceased murderous dictator.
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Only Dartmouth teaches such rigorous interview techniques
INGRAHAM: Where did you get the stone?

TRUMP: Different places

INGRAHAM: Different places? Hmm
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Zohran Mamdani will MANDATE that all New Yorkers have EQUAL access to transportation and housing. With these reckless policies, all citizens—regardless of ethnicity, nationality, or religion—will soon have basic human dignity. Who will be left for ME to look down on?
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I think we should confiscate all his wealth for this weird shit ALONE
People paid $200 a ticket to listen to Peter Thiel do bog issue antisemitism for four lectures about his belief in the antichrist.

Lots of fools wishing to be relieved of their money, I guess.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
October 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Holy shit.
October 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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"I thought you were the party of peace?? 😭😭😭"
October 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
So satisfying. Make Nazis afraid again.
Source and explanation:

> Context: this piece of filth barged into Psych 210 (The Diversity of Human Sexuality) at UW throwing up nazi salutes, yelling Heil Hitler, and calling everyone “[r-slur] degenerates”.
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> Class didn’t appreciate it.

www.reddit.com/r/udub/comme...
From the udub community on Reddit: Nazi interrupts Psych 210, receives predictable response
Explore this post and more from the udub community
www.reddit.com
October 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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On April 18th, 1945, I killed 448 Nazis.
October 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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From Italy to Belgium, France to Germany, Greece and beyond — people are taking to the streets right now in protest against Israel’s attack on the Global Sumud Flotilla.

🇮🇹 🇧🇪 🇫🇷 🇩🇪 🇬🇷
October 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Again.
Israeli military personnel intercepted an international flotilla trying to deliver medicine and food to Gaza and boarded its boats as it approached the war-ravaged enclave, the mission's organizers said.
October 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Don't stop talking about Pedo Club!
October 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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I'm exhausted and I should sleep.

But I'm also concerned that if I don't stay up two hours past my bedtime shitposting, we may not defeat fascism
September 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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The internet is broken. Not to mention society, obviously.
September 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Ha
September 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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🚨Adolf Hitler rose from political outcast to absolute ruler by exploiting fear, division, and public despair. As democratic institutions bowed to his will, freedom vanished. His rise is more than history—it’s a warning of how tyranny takes hold in plain sight.
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
September 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM