Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer.
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I'm getting old and need somewhere to complain. I drank the paint water once and I can still taste all the colours.
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As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
One thing I often take for granted is all the little "how to" lessons I got when I was young.
Nice to have the confidence to correct all the terrible designs of some flat pack furniture, like when there is no dowel hole where there should be dowel hole.
Nice to have the confidence to correct all the terrible designs of some flat pack furniture, like when there is no dowel hole where there should be dowel hole.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
One thing I often take for granted is all the little "how to" lessons I got when I was young.
Nice to have the confidence to correct all the terrible designs of some flat pack furniture, like when there is no dowel hole where there should be dowel hole.
Nice to have the confidence to correct all the terrible designs of some flat pack furniture, like when there is no dowel hole where there should be dowel hole.
Darmok and Jillad at tenagra,
Darmok upon the ocean
His Chinese to be delivered.
Darmok upon the ocean
His Chinese to be delivered.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Darmok and Jillad at tenagra,
Darmok upon the ocean
His Chinese to be delivered.
Darmok upon the ocean
His Chinese to be delivered.
I am once again in Reddit Jail. I suggested individuals caught with CP on work laptops should be hit with those laptops, and a wish that said laptop was a well built thinkpad.
Apparently this is violent speech.
Apparently this is violent speech.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I am once again in Reddit Jail. I suggested individuals caught with CP on work laptops should be hit with those laptops, and a wish that said laptop was a well built thinkpad.
Apparently this is violent speech.
Apparently this is violent speech.
My kingdom for an alka seltzer.
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
My kingdom for an alka seltzer.
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Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys.
Thankyou 💔
Thankyou 💔
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys.
Thankyou 💔
Thankyou 💔
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I decided to pick up Tainted Grail Fall of Avalon. I did not expect to hear Old Irish at all.
Warmed my heart. I feel like I'm playing Morrowind all over again ( also see dread delusion).
Warmed my heart. I feel like I'm playing Morrowind all over again ( also see dread delusion).
October 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I decided to pick up Tainted Grail Fall of Avalon. I did not expect to hear Old Irish at all.
Warmed my heart. I feel like I'm playing Morrowind all over again ( also see dread delusion).
Warmed my heart. I feel like I'm playing Morrowind all over again ( also see dread delusion).
This year I'm getting bombarded by advertisements for fireworks safety. The videos are just like they were in the 80s, natural selection on screen.
October 14, 2025 at 10:26 AM
This year I'm getting bombarded by advertisements for fireworks safety. The videos are just like they were in the 80s, natural selection on screen.
Happy Ian Watkins is dead day.
October 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Happy Ian Watkins is dead day.
Judge Paul Kelly said it was a “miracle” that no one was killed or seriously harmed in the incident, which happened in April.
www.thejournal.ie/teen-speeds-...
Cool story he's sorry. Still did crimes and caused injury. Still could have killed many more people crossed county borders.
www.thejournal.ie/teen-speeds-...
Cool story he's sorry. Still did crimes and caused injury. Still could have killed many more people crossed county borders.
Teenager hit speeds of over 200km/h and drove on wrong side of dual carriageways, court told
Judge Paul Kelly said it was a “miracle” that no one was killed or seriously harmed in the incident, which happened in April.
www.thejournal.ie
October 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Judge Paul Kelly said it was a “miracle” that no one was killed or seriously harmed in the incident, which happened in April.
www.thejournal.ie/teen-speeds-...
Cool story he's sorry. Still did crimes and caused injury. Still could have killed many more people crossed county borders.
www.thejournal.ie/teen-speeds-...
Cool story he's sorry. Still did crimes and caused injury. Still could have killed many more people crossed county borders.
Anyone else get raptured today?
September 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Anyone else get raptured today?
While I love space marine 2, I always feel that word bearers would be a better fit as the antagonist force. On account of the word bearers having beef with the ultra marines and also bolter burger.
August 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
While I love space marine 2, I always feel that word bearers would be a better fit as the antagonist force. On account of the word bearers having beef with the ultra marines and also bolter burger.
First of all he looks exactly how I imagined he would look. Unfortunately Ireland has a light touch when it comes to sex offenders.
www.thejournal.ie/man-stopped-...
www.thejournal.ie/man-stopped-...
Man stopped at Dublin Airport with ‘anime’ child sex abuse images, court hears
Finley Bowd, 21, was travelling to New York for a Comic Con event.
www.thejournal.ie
August 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
First of all he looks exactly how I imagined he would look. Unfortunately Ireland has a light touch when it comes to sex offenders.
www.thejournal.ie/man-stopped-...
www.thejournal.ie/man-stopped-...
Picked up the new killteam starter set.
Oh that terrain is bringing me back to 2nd Edition.
When I've mine done up I intend to call it blood and bile.
Oh that terrain is bringing me back to 2nd Edition.
When I've mine done up I intend to call it blood and bile.
August 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Picked up the new killteam starter set.
Oh that terrain is bringing me back to 2nd Edition.
When I've mine done up I intend to call it blood and bile.
Oh that terrain is bringing me back to 2nd Edition.
When I've mine done up I intend to call it blood and bile.
I wonder what he was thinking.
August 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I wonder what he was thinking.
So far in the last 6 months of playing space marine 2 I've had great fun playing with randoms.
Have had to quit a few matches of operations and siege due to some black templar's being born in the 14th century year 88.
Sure still isn't a problem in the Warhammer community right?
Have had to quit a few matches of operations and siege due to some black templar's being born in the 14th century year 88.
Sure still isn't a problem in the Warhammer community right?
July 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
So far in the last 6 months of playing space marine 2 I've had great fun playing with randoms.
Have had to quit a few matches of operations and siege due to some black templar's being born in the 14th century year 88.
Sure still isn't a problem in the Warhammer community right?
Have had to quit a few matches of operations and siege due to some black templar's being born in the 14th century year 88.
Sure still isn't a problem in the Warhammer community right?
Getting real sick of the neutered language when addressing precision strikes.
What you mean to say is we strapped a bomb to a computer controlled rocket so it can annihilate anything within a specific meter radius of of a given set of place where living people are and anyone around them.
What you mean to say is we strapped a bomb to a computer controlled rocket so it can annihilate anything within a specific meter radius of of a given set of place where living people are and anyone around them.
June 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Getting real sick of the neutered language when addressing precision strikes.
What you mean to say is we strapped a bomb to a computer controlled rocket so it can annihilate anything within a specific meter radius of of a given set of place where living people are and anyone around them.
What you mean to say is we strapped a bomb to a computer controlled rocket so it can annihilate anything within a specific meter radius of of a given set of place where living people are and anyone around them.
The one thing I miss about twitter was saying the most cruel shit to Graham Linehan on the daily. I still don't know which eye he used to watch his family leave him, and at this point I'll never find out.
June 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The one thing I miss about twitter was saying the most cruel shit to Graham Linehan on the daily. I still don't know which eye he used to watch his family leave him, and at this point I'll never find out.
Heres the thing I've been screaming for years.
Its up to the former empires and colonial powers to take in anyone seeking refuge. They created the problems so let them take in the masses and work to fix the damage that was done.
Its up to the former empires and colonial powers to take in anyone seeking refuge. They created the problems so let them take in the masses and work to fix the damage that was done.
Our CEO on why new Home Office immigration stats make it clear people seeking safety here are not the "strangers" the PM claims: "more than two-thirds (68%) of people who applied for asylum ... were from a country that was directly affected by British colonial rule"
www.bigissue.com/opinion/immi...
www.bigissue.com/opinion/immi...
The obvious problem with Starmer's 'island of strangers' immigration speech
Far from 'strangers', new statistics show that people seeking safety in the UK have deep roots here, writes Refugee Action's Tim Naor Hilton.
www.bigissue.com
June 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Heres the thing I've been screaming for years.
Its up to the former empires and colonial powers to take in anyone seeking refuge. They created the problems so let them take in the masses and work to fix the damage that was done.
Its up to the former empires and colonial powers to take in anyone seeking refuge. They created the problems so let them take in the masses and work to fix the damage that was done.
Who ever wrote the poem for the home store YouTube advert deserves a slap for that much kitschy rhyming.
May 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Who ever wrote the poem for the home store YouTube advert deserves a slap for that much kitschy rhyming.
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Ancient Irish proverb.
May 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Ancient Irish proverb.
I would die for Percy.
This is Percy. Sometimes his ears dip in his water bowl, but that’s okay. 12/10 would hold them back for him
May 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I would die for Percy.
And this is what we call a Jimmy Jenkins moment.
I have no doubt Elon is a miserable little piss baby who will waste a good high binge to focus on finding the people who said mean things about him on the internet and enjoyed the smell of burning hydrogen cells.
The absolute gurn on him.
I have no doubt Elon is a miserable little piss baby who will waste a good high binge to focus on finding the people who said mean things about him on the internet and enjoyed the smell of burning hydrogen cells.
The absolute gurn on him.
Musk threatens the people "who funded and organized" violence against Teslas, pointing at the camera dramatically and saying "we're coming for YOU"
meanwhile, the interviewer struggles to make the point that the vast majority of backlash has been entirely nonviolent
meanwhile, the interviewer struggles to make the point that the vast majority of backlash has been entirely nonviolent
May 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
And this is what we call a Jimmy Jenkins moment.
I have no doubt Elon is a miserable little piss baby who will waste a good high binge to focus on finding the people who said mean things about him on the internet and enjoyed the smell of burning hydrogen cells.
The absolute gurn on him.
I have no doubt Elon is a miserable little piss baby who will waste a good high binge to focus on finding the people who said mean things about him on the internet and enjoyed the smell of burning hydrogen cells.
The absolute gurn on him.
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Lamenters Bladeguard Veterans 💔🩸
The Rubicon can wait.
#warhammer40k #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #warhammer
The Rubicon can wait.
#warhammer40k #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #warhammer
May 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Lamenters Bladeguard Veterans 💔🩸
The Rubicon can wait.
#warhammer40k #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #warhammer
The Rubicon can wait.
#warhammer40k #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #warhammer