Jefe de Máquinas
@chiefofengines.bsky.social
Ships, Lanzarote, Glasgow Celtic, and probably far too much politics, not necessarily in that order.
Is Eireannach mé. Sé / é.
Is Eireannach mé. Sé / é.
Pinned
I fucking hate ships.
Just Barney going nuts for an olive.
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just Barney going nuts for an olive.
Don't get me wrong, I really like Catherine Connolly and I think that she will be a great president.
But no-one will ever be as great as wee Miggeldy.
But no-one will ever be as great as wee Miggeldy.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Don't get me wrong, I really like Catherine Connolly and I think that she will be a great president.
But no-one will ever be as great as wee Miggeldy.
But no-one will ever be as great as wee Miggeldy.
Our ayuntamiento (local council) have just refused permission for a property to be used as a casino because it is too close to a school.
It was previously a brothel.
It was previously a brothel.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Our ayuntamiento (local council) have just refused permission for a property to be used as a casino because it is too close to a school.
It was previously a brothel.
It was previously a brothel.
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Buenos días a tod@s.
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Buenos días a tod@s.
Buanes tardes desde Lanzarotw
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Buanes tardes desde Lanzarotw
I do like an espresso martini.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I do like an espresso martini.
Buenas tardes desde Lanzarote.
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Buenas tardes desde Lanzarote.
If we can't all agree that coddle needs to be banned in a United Ireland, then I might just have to join the DUP.
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If we can't all agree that coddle needs to be banned in a United Ireland, then I might just have to join the DUP.
Big ole moon's gonna shine like a spoon.
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Big ole moon's gonna shine like a spoon.
If Trump makes it legal for a president to seek a third term of office then Obama should run against him.
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 AM
If Trump makes it legal for a president to seek a third term of office then Obama should run against him.
What is the fucking point of Sir Keith's Labour Party.
Via the Lib Dems: The Liberal Democrats have "led the fight in Parliament" and defeated Farage’s Ten Minute Rule Bill on withdrawing the UK from the European Convention on Human Rights.
The Labour frontbench abstained from the vote, though backbenchers opposed the bill.
The Labour frontbench abstained from the vote, though backbenchers opposed the bill.
October 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
What is the fucking point of Sir Keith's Labour Party.
And in the dirt lay justice like an acorn in the winter
Till its oak would sprout in Derry
where the thirteen men lay dead.
#NeverForget #BloodySunday
Till its oak would sprout in Derry
where the thirteen men lay dead.
#NeverForget #BloodySunday
October 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
And in the dirt lay justice like an acorn in the winter
Till its oak would sprout in Derry
where the thirteen men lay dead.
#NeverForget #BloodySunday
Till its oak would sprout in Derry
where the thirteen men lay dead.
#NeverForget #BloodySunday
October 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I think the best bit of the election has to have been watching that absolute gobshite Fintan O'Toole desperately trying to spin Connolly's win as something other than Ireland saying fuck you to right wing bolloxology.
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I think the best bit of the election has to have been watching that absolute gobshite Fintan O'Toole desperately trying to spin Connolly's win as something other than Ireland saying fuck you to right wing bolloxology.
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The establishment has no difficulty understanding the legitimate concerns of fascists, but somehow finds a relatively moderate democratic socialist incomprehensible. CC doesn't stand for anything that hasn't been common political currency since socialist parties first organised 150 year ago.
October 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The establishment has no difficulty understanding the legitimate concerns of fascists, but somehow finds a relatively moderate democratic socialist incomprehensible. CC doesn't stand for anything that hasn't been common political currency since socialist parties first organised 150 year ago.
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October 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
There's an old guy sits opposite our local Spar in Lanzarote drinking cans of Spar own bramd lager all day, every day.
I often wonder how his life ended up like that.
Not out of pity or anything, just to see if I can find a way to make it happen for mw.
I often wonder how his life ended up like that.
Not out of pity or anything, just to see if I can find a way to make it happen for mw.
October 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
There's an old guy sits opposite our local Spar in Lanzarote drinking cans of Spar own bramd lager all day, every day.
I often wonder how his life ended up like that.
Not out of pity or anything, just to see if I can find a way to make it happen for mw.
I often wonder how his life ended up like that.
Not out of pity or anything, just to see if I can find a way to make it happen for mw.
October 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
3 months and 5 days, ready to go home now.
October 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
3 months and 5 days, ready to go home now.
I have always been a huge fan of *checks notes* errmmm
Maria Corina Machado.
Yes, huge fan, always.
Maria Corina Machado.
Yes, huge fan, always.
October 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I have always been a huge fan of *checks notes* errmmm
Maria Corina Machado.
Yes, huge fan, always.
Maria Corina Machado.
Yes, huge fan, always.
The gods save us all from first trip fucking captains. 😱
October 2, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The gods save us all from first trip fucking captains. 😱
Maidin mhaith
Buenos días
Good morning
Buenos días
Good morning
October 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Maidin mhaith
Buenos días
Good morning
Buenos días
Good morning
Ah October, the month of gently falling leaves and communist revolutions.
October 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ah October, the month of gently falling leaves and communist revolutions.
October 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Never a good sign when you arrive in the morning and there are bits of broken metal waiting for you.
I fucking hate ships.
#GrumpyChief
I fucking hate ships.
#GrumpyChief
September 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Never a good sign when you arrive in the morning and there are bits of broken metal waiting for you.
I fucking hate ships.
#GrumpyChief
I fucking hate ships.
#GrumpyChief