Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer.
@guybeardman.bsky.social
I'm getting old and need somewhere to complain. I drank the paint water once and I can still taste all the colours.
They triggered so many libs with that unwarranted murder or warcrime, is probably the thought process.
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
They triggered so many libs with that unwarranted murder or warcrime, is probably the thought process.
Found a better picture of shadow. Also Luna's sass.
October 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Found a better picture of shadow. Also Luna's sass.
He's adorable. I don't have any baby photos of my buns to hand but here's shadow and Luna. Going strong at nearly 9
October 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
He's adorable. I don't have any baby photos of my buns to hand but here's shadow and Luna. Going strong at nearly 9
Perfectly reasonable sentence. Rabbits are indeed cute. This is Luna. She is as grumpy as she looks.
September 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Perfectly reasonable sentence. Rabbits are indeed cute. This is Luna. She is as grumpy as she looks.
Here's my big tourist shelf. Deep in the recesses we still have 2nd edition deep cover materials.
September 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Here's my big tourist shelf. Deep in the recesses we still have 2nd edition deep cover materials.
I wonder what he was thinking.
August 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I wonder what he was thinking.
Bunnies, but the kind who will shank you for looking at them funny.
10/10 will smack any human that steps within range.
I have two pudgy shit machines who I love more than the world, but whomst own me and I pay their rent.
Sometimes Luna is a pillow, shadow rests where he is comfortable.
10/10 will smack any human that steps within range.
I have two pudgy shit machines who I love more than the world, but whomst own me and I pay their rent.
Sometimes Luna is a pillow, shadow rests where he is comfortable.
July 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bunnies, but the kind who will shank you for looking at them funny.
10/10 will smack any human that steps within range.
I have two pudgy shit machines who I love more than the world, but whomst own me and I pay their rent.
Sometimes Luna is a pillow, shadow rests where he is comfortable.
10/10 will smack any human that steps within range.
I have two pudgy shit machines who I love more than the world, but whomst own me and I pay their rent.
Sometimes Luna is a pillow, shadow rests where he is comfortable.
She looks cute but she bit me twice today
May 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
She looks cute but she bit me twice today
Firstly yes I will try this.
I will also recommend this.
I will also recommend this.
May 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Firstly yes I will try this.
I will also recommend this.
I will also recommend this.
Oh snap.
May 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Oh snap.
Is this zapp rowsdower?
May 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Is this zapp rowsdower?
The imperial infantryman's handbook was a great read. Did you know that the imperial guard is some kind of military organisation? Wild stuff!
May 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The imperial infantryman's handbook was a great read. Did you know that the imperial guard is some kind of military organisation? Wild stuff!
It's giving 4 byte burger and I don't know why
May 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
It's giving 4 byte burger and I don't know why
My burrito looking at me like it's disappointed with my life choices.
April 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My burrito looking at me like it's disappointed with my life choices.
Oh shit same.
April 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Oh shit same.
It's still a lovely model though.
April 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
It's still a lovely model though.
My headphones stand is cooler than your headphone stand.
April 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
My headphones stand is cooler than your headphone stand.
Exhibit B: still does binkies at 8 but mostly when he's running to one of two litter boxes.
April 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Exhibit B: still does binkies at 8 but mostly when he's running to one of two litter boxes.
Exhibit A: Sass.
April 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Exhibit A: Sass.
People often ask me what it's like having two rabbits.
My sweet boy after 8 long years finally had his first thought.
It was tough, but you did it bud and daddy is proud of you.
My sweet boy after 8 long years finally had his first thought.
It was tough, but you did it bud and daddy is proud of you.
April 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
People often ask me what it's like having two rabbits.
My sweet boy after 8 long years finally had his first thought.
It was tough, but you did it bud and daddy is proud of you.
My sweet boy after 8 long years finally had his first thought.
It was tough, but you did it bud and daddy is proud of you.
Jesus Christ stop liking this you mad bastards.
March 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jesus Christ stop liking this you mad bastards.
Deploy the fat rabbits.
March 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Deploy the fat rabbits.