Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer.
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I'm getting old and need somewhere to complain. I drank the paint water once and I can still taste all the colours.
Just remember to pace yourself and take regular breaks.
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Just remember to pace yourself and take regular breaks.
Wild how 2001 culture is coming back, the styles, the music, Craig David advertising just eat.
Just have to dust off my massive pants.
Just have to dust off my massive pants.
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Wild how 2001 culture is coming back, the styles, the music, Craig David advertising just eat.
Just have to dust off my massive pants.
Just have to dust off my massive pants.
I forgot they were not phasing out the giant 1 cent coins.
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I forgot they were not phasing out the giant 1 cent coins.
In the interest of fair and balanced coverage I would like to see a head of lettuce part of this.
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
In the interest of fair and balanced coverage I would like to see a head of lettuce part of this.
Why is the boob shooting ion blasts?
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Why is the boob shooting ion blasts?
Way ahead of you. I got me some Gel ones that help with my old man pain.
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Way ahead of you. I got me some Gel ones that help with my old man pain.
It's important to treat yourself.
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It's important to treat yourself.
They triggered so many libs with that unwarranted murder or warcrime, is probably the thought process.
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
They triggered so many libs with that unwarranted murder or warcrime, is probably the thought process.
Save some of the dating pool for the rest of us. Jeez.
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Save some of the dating pool for the rest of us. Jeez.
I believe the point was to demonstrate how those borders were not respected.
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I believe the point was to demonstrate how those borders were not respected.
We have a similar crowd here that burn everything and riot when a rumor is about someone brown, endangering women and children to "protect our women and children".
It's fucking asinine but they are made up of the thickest shitheads you know.
It's fucking asinine but they are made up of the thickest shitheads you know.
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We have a similar crowd here that burn everything and riot when a rumor is about someone brown, endangering women and children to "protect our women and children".
It's fucking asinine but they are made up of the thickest shitheads you know.
It's fucking asinine but they are made up of the thickest shitheads you know.
Alongside people who microwave water, at what point do we just let people die from this again until it becomes general knowledge to not do either of these things?
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Alongside people who microwave water, at what point do we just let people die from this again until it becomes general knowledge to not do either of these things?
Im thinking gene edited company property that can work endlessly.
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Im thinking gene edited company property that can work endlessly.
I'm shocked that the rainbow warriors battle barge wasn't destroyed by the inquisition.
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm shocked that the rainbow warriors battle barge wasn't destroyed by the inquisition.
Anyone who travels without wearing sweatpants and a hoodie is a sociopath.
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Anyone who travels without wearing sweatpants and a hoodie is a sociopath.
Lactose intolerant? Crop dust them.
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Lactose intolerant? Crop dust them.
Mark you know how the internet feels about personal opinions.
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Mark you know how the internet feels about personal opinions.
Ah yes the harsh frontal lobe mistress. Caffeine summons her in my case. A cloak wouldnt be too far removed from what I wear anyway (long coats and such).
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ah yes the harsh frontal lobe mistress. Caffeine summons her in my case. A cloak wouldnt be too far removed from what I wear anyway (long coats and such).
I get the feeling a Cowl would have me being followed even more by security.
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I get the feeling a Cowl would have me being followed even more by security.
Woah woah woah. Lets not start throwing around labels, how will that generate value for the shareholders?
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Woah woah woah. Lets not start throwing around labels, how will that generate value for the shareholders?
Is it possible the online cultural warriors don't actually spend money on Gw games?
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Is it possible the online cultural warriors don't actually spend money on Gw games?