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PHP & Angular in the streets, Python & Svelte in the sheets
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i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery
October 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
how tf are people able to operate at 100% consistently every day for years on end

im constantly tired, overwhelmed, god fuck
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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This modded Xbox has not been powered on for 20 years. No updates. 80 ripped games on HDD. No networking.

I'm going in.
October 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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New Evidence Reveals Ancient Greeks Immediately Regretted Inventing Theater
theonion.com/new-evi...
July 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
vibe coding but its actually just @buttplug.engineer making stuff
July 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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jesus christ somebody's gotta stop this guy
June 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
my hobbies suck, they just remind me of work
June 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
really at that point in my life where i only really have one thing to look forward to
June 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
June 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Meta AI's WHAT
June 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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YOUR SEASON 1 CHAMPION IS ROFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#MajorLeagueBalatro
May 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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How programming LinkedIn posts sometimes feel like.

I do not use if statements. 'If' sounds like I am uncertain, like I am not in control. Undecided. If...

I use conditionals. This is my code and these are my conditions. I set the rules. I am the boss!

Sign up for my newsletter for more.
May 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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I'm sorry to report... someone has set up a botnet of "ID-validated" pretty woman accounts on LinkedIn you can rent monthly to socially engineer people at companies you want to hack.

Staff training isn't going to work.
May 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Company is doing a bugfix week right now and for some reason half the tickets I've picked up explode in complexity.

Am I just stupid? Is it acceptable to just give up? I don't feel good.
May 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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The verification badge on Bluesky means the user is an elected official of the United States government.
April 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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so they're mycoblogging
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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AND WHAT IS SHAPING UP TO BE GAME OF THE WEEK, ROFFLE TAKES GAME 1 BY 1e over @belenosbear.bsky.social!

#MajorLeagueBalatro
April 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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We’re introducing a new layer of verification on Bluesky — a user-friendly, easily recognizable blue check.

In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.
April 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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This feels so surreal
April 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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everyone says "go to therapy" but nobody tells you you'll miss out on THIS
April 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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my own medicine 🤮
April 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Buttplug io website: "implemented in Rust" 🫣
April 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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nowhere to go but u̶p̶ prison
April 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM