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PHP & Angular in the streets, Python & Svelte in the sheets
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leyawn.bsky.social
i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery
October 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
gristcollector.bsky.social
how tf are people able to operate at 100% consistently every day for years on end

im constantly tired, overwhelmed, god fuck
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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swiftonsecurity.com
This modded Xbox has not been powered on for 20 years. No updates. 80 ripped games on HDD. No networking.

I'm going in.
October 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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theonion.com
New Evidence Reveals Ancient Greeks Immediately Regretted Inventing Theater
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New Evidence Reveals Ancient Greeks Immediately Regretted Inventing Theater
July 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
gristcollector.bsky.social
vibe coding but its actually just @buttplug.engineer making stuff
July 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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strange.website
jesus christ somebody's gotta stop this guy
A Fox News infographic on "Zohran Mamdani's socialist promises", which has been edited to show Mamdani promising: margin-trim, attr() for all CSS properties, browser-native tree-shaking, and all the lodash functions you keep using become javascript features"
June 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
gristcollector.bsky.social
my hobbies suck, they just remind me of work
June 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
gristcollector.bsky.social
really at that point in my life where i only really have one thing to look forward to
June 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
gristcollector.bsky.social
A Spongebob title card with the words "i'm about to crash the fuck out ngl" instead of the usual producer credits.
June 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
Meta AI's WHAT
Meta AI's public stream is perhaps the most depressing feed I've come across in a long time. It's full of people sharing intimate information about themselves — things like thoughts on grief, or child custody, or financial distress. And it seems like some people aren't aware that what they're sharing will end up on a public feed.
June 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social
YOUR SEASON 1 CHAMPION IS ROFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#MajorLeagueBalatro
May 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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olafurw.com
How programming LinkedIn posts sometimes feel like.

I do not use if statements. 'If' sounds like I am uncertain, like I am not in control. Undecided. If...

I use conditionals. This is my code and these are my conditions. I set the rules. I am the boss!

Sign up for my newsletter for more.
May 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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swiftonsecurity.com
I'm sorry to report... someone has set up a botnet of "ID-validated" pretty woman accounts on LinkedIn you can rent monthly to socially engineer people at companies you want to hack.

Staff training isn't going to work.
It's over
May 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
gristcollector.bsky.social
Company is doing a bugfix week right now and for some reason half the tickets I've picked up explode in complexity.

Am I just stupid? Is it acceptable to just give up? I don't feel good.
May 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
The verification badge on Bluesky means the user is an elected official of the United States government.
April 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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colorless.green
so they're mycoblogging
Headline that says mushrooms may talk to one another with up to 50 words
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social
AND WHAT IS SHAPING UP TO BE GAME OF THE WEEK, ROFFLE TAKES GAME 1 BY 1e over @belenosbear.bsky.social!

#MajorLeagueBalatro
April 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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bsky.app
We’re introducing a new layer of verification on Bluesky — a user-friendly, easily recognizable blue check.

In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.
Bluesky’s logo, a trusted verifier’s scalloped checkmark, and a standard verified blue check mark.
April 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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rtgame.bsky.social
This feels so surreal
April 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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samreich.bsky.social
everyone says "go to therapy" but nobody tells you you'll miss out on THIS
A photo of Jacob Wysocki, Vic Michaelis, Lou Wilson, and Henry the Pig partying it up.
April 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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thelouvreof.bsky.social
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bs... • 27m New — Edward "Big Balls" Coristine of DOGE now has digital access to the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), an agency source has confirmed to me. Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine... • 19m You don't have to say his dumb user handle every time, right? Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsk... •18m i'm afraid i do, two sets of testicles
April 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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samreich.bsky.social
my own medicine 🤮
April 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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astrakernel.bsky.social
Buttplug io website: "implemented in Rust" 🫣
Job interview meme template with " I see you have experience in vibe coding" Response: "No, I coded a vibrator in Rust"
April 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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samreich.bsky.social
nowhere to go but u̶p̶ prison
A screenshot from a Polygon article that reads "I don't think that Game Changer gets meaningfully more ambitious than this season without me getting arrested," Sam Reich - CEO of Dropout but, more pertinently, host of its flagship competition series, Game Changer - tells Polygon."
April 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM