Ólafur Waage
@olafurw.com
He / Him - Icelander in Norway
https://linktr.ee/olafurw
https://linktr.ee/olafurw
"Hey... ok, I'm sorry"
-"What kind of sorry is it?"
"What do you mean?"
-"Is this a 'Sorry for party rocking' sorry or a 'Sorry seems to be the hardest word' sorry?"
"...I'm not sorry anymore"
-"What kind of sorry is it?"
"What do you mean?"
-"Is this a 'Sorry for party rocking' sorry or a 'Sorry seems to be the hardest word' sorry?"
"...I'm not sorry anymore"
December 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"Hey... ok, I'm sorry"
-"What kind of sorry is it?"
"What do you mean?"
-"Is this a 'Sorry for party rocking' sorry or a 'Sorry seems to be the hardest word' sorry?"
"...I'm not sorry anymore"
-"What kind of sorry is it?"
"What do you mean?"
-"Is this a 'Sorry for party rocking' sorry or a 'Sorry seems to be the hardest word' sorry?"
"...I'm not sorry anymore"
"Welcome to this quick and easy recipe video"
-"I have my doubts"
"Start by caramelizing three onions and..."
-"...no, go away"
-"I have my doubts"
"Start by caramelizing three onions and..."
-"...no, go away"
December 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"Welcome to this quick and easy recipe video"
-"I have my doubts"
"Start by caramelizing three onions and..."
-"...no, go away"
-"I have my doubts"
"Start by caramelizing three onions and..."
-"...no, go away"
Vince: "Hey I wanna make this new TV show called Pluribus"
Apple TV: "What's it about?"
V: "Every single human on planet earth"
A: "Isn't casting going to be hell?"
V: "Nah, 3 people"
A: "And many locations?"
V: "Nah, a driveway in Albuquerque, New Mexico"
A: "Sold"
Apple TV: "What's it about?"
V: "Every single human on planet earth"
A: "Isn't casting going to be hell?"
V: "Nah, 3 people"
A: "And many locations?"
V: "Nah, a driveway in Albuquerque, New Mexico"
A: "Sold"
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Vince: "Hey I wanna make this new TV show called Pluribus"
Apple TV: "What's it about?"
V: "Every single human on planet earth"
A: "Isn't casting going to be hell?"
V: "Nah, 3 people"
A: "And many locations?"
V: "Nah, a driveway in Albuquerque, New Mexico"
A: "Sold"
Apple TV: "What's it about?"
V: "Every single human on planet earth"
A: "Isn't casting going to be hell?"
V: "Nah, 3 people"
A: "And many locations?"
V: "Nah, a driveway in Albuquerque, New Mexico"
A: "Sold"
"Well, as long as you're happy and healthy"
lol
lol
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"Well, as long as you're happy and healthy"
lol
lol
The Block? More like The Beige.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The Block? More like The Beige.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
Make a Bond movie casual.
LIVE AND LAUGH LOVE
LIVE AND LAUGH LOVE
Make a Bond movie casual.
A VIEW TO A CHILL
A VIEW TO A CHILL
Make a Bond movie casual.
TRY ANOTHER DAY
TRY ANOTHER DAY
December 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Make a Bond movie casual.
LIVE AND LAUGH LOVE
LIVE AND LAUGH LOVE
My favorite hobby when I'm at my parents place is to open up the very well stocked fridge and call out loudly "there's nothing to eat in this house"
It's a miracle that I'm still alive.
It's a miracle that I'm still alive.
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
My favorite hobby when I'm at my parents place is to open up the very well stocked fridge and call out loudly "there's nothing to eat in this house"
It's a miracle that I'm still alive.
It's a miracle that I'm still alive.
Happy Holidays, with some jam on the side.
December 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Happy Holidays, with some jam on the side.
Ahh, to be as useful as a roadside webcam in Iceland during winter.
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ahh, to be as useful as a roadside webcam in Iceland during winter.
Reposted by Ólafur Waage
"take the express elevator, get off where you hear the noise"
that's not how elevators work.
that's not how elevators work.
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
"take the express elevator, get off where you hear the noise"
that's not how elevators work.
that's not how elevators work.
All silences are possible Tequila performances.
Most fun when you're in a crowd and nobody knows that you're performing it.
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
All silences are possible Tequila performances.
"What's your favorite song?"
-"Tequila by The Champs"
"Yeah that's a really fun song"
-"The acapella version"
"...uhm... so a minute of silence followed by..."
-"Tequila"
"...ok"
-"Tequila by The Champs"
"Yeah that's a really fun song"
-"The acapella version"
"...uhm... so a minute of silence followed by..."
-"Tequila"
"...ok"
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"What's your favorite song?"
-"Tequila by The Champs"
"Yeah that's a really fun song"
-"The acapella version"
"...uhm... so a minute of silence followed by..."
-"Tequila"
"...ok"
-"Tequila by The Champs"
"Yeah that's a really fun song"
-"The acapella version"
"...uhm... so a minute of silence followed by..."
-"Tequila"
"...ok"
Reposted by Ólafur Waage
Incidentally, if you suddenly feel like making your own Original Atmospheric 3D Space Landscape (do not steal), the browser emulator Infinite Mac - infinitemac.org/1993/System%... - also has a copy of Bryce 1 under "Infinite HD - Graphics - KPT Bryce"
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Incidentally, if you suddenly feel like making your own Original Atmospheric 3D Space Landscape (do not steal), the browser emulator Infinite Mac - infinitemac.org/1993/System%... - also has a copy of Bryce 1 under "Infinite HD - Graphics - KPT Bryce"
As an Atmospheric 3d Space Landscape artist i hate when people make Atmospheric 3d Space Landscape art similar to mine without crediting me.
I work hard on clicking that "generate mountain" button and then people just steal my work.
I work hard on clicking that "generate mountain" button and then people just steal my work.
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
As an Atmospheric 3d Space Landscape artist i hate when people make Atmospheric 3d Space Landscape art similar to mine without crediting me.
I work hard on clicking that "generate mountain" button and then people just steal my work.
I work hard on clicking that "generate mountain" button and then people just steal my work.
He's making a list? Sure... I'd go with a sequential container but ok.
He checked it twice? That sounds unnecessary. Isn't the list behind a mutex of some sorts? I know lock free programming is very hip but there are better ways of data sharing.
He checked it twice? That sounds unnecessary. Isn't the list behind a mutex of some sorts? I know lock free programming is very hip but there are better ways of data sharing.
December 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
He's making a list? Sure... I'd go with a sequential container but ok.
He checked it twice? That sounds unnecessary. Isn't the list behind a mutex of some sorts? I know lock free programming is very hip but there are better ways of data sharing.
He checked it twice? That sounds unnecessary. Isn't the list behind a mutex of some sorts? I know lock free programming is very hip but there are better ways of data sharing.
Why is it when a news story hits and you Google it, the news websites that Google features on the front page are all ... less know ... pages.
It's always stuff like:
- News365TimesNewsDaily
- International Business Daily News of the Times News
- HipCoolNews
- FlargonPress․ShadyDomain․biz
It's always stuff like:
- News365TimesNewsDaily
- International Business Daily News of the Times News
- HipCoolNews
- FlargonPress․ShadyDomain․biz
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Why is it when a news story hits and you Google it, the news websites that Google features on the front page are all ... less know ... pages.
It's always stuff like:
- News365TimesNewsDaily
- International Business Daily News of the Times News
- HipCoolNews
- FlargonPress․ShadyDomain․biz
It's always stuff like:
- News365TimesNewsDaily
- International Business Daily News of the Times News
- HipCoolNews
- FlargonPress․ShadyDomain․biz
I might need vacation because when I looked outside today I genuinely thought "wow, the graphics are really nice today"
December 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I might need vacation because when I looked outside today I genuinely thought "wow, the graphics are really nice today"
Am I afraid of the Icelandic Yule Cat? No, I've dodged that fucker my whole life, I'm not letting my guard down now.
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Am I afraid of the Icelandic Yule Cat? No, I've dodged that fucker my whole life, I'm not letting my guard down now.
I just realized that I can doomscroll on my TV, and now nothing will ever get done ever.
December 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I just realized that I can doomscroll on my TV, and now nothing will ever get done ever.
End of the year YouTube view analytics fun facts.
People are 2x more likely to watch a video of mine from the YouTube frontpage than from my actual profile (click through rate)
People searching for a video of mine had 7x more views than people sharing them to friends (like via discord or whatsapp)
People are 2x more likely to watch a video of mine from the YouTube frontpage than from my actual profile (click through rate)
People searching for a video of mine had 7x more views than people sharing them to friends (like via discord or whatsapp)
December 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
End of the year YouTube view analytics fun facts.
People are 2x more likely to watch a video of mine from the YouTube frontpage than from my actual profile (click through rate)
People searching for a video of mine had 7x more views than people sharing them to friends (like via discord or whatsapp)
People are 2x more likely to watch a video of mine from the YouTube frontpage than from my actual profile (click through rate)
People searching for a video of mine had 7x more views than people sharing them to friends (like via discord or whatsapp)
I got a video call from one of the Icelandic Santas. He didn't wanna tell me my naughty/nice status.
I asked him if he was coming to Norway. He didn't know what that was.
I asked him if he was coming to Norway. He didn't know what that was.
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I got a video call from one of the Icelandic Santas. He didn't wanna tell me my naughty/nice status.
I asked him if he was coming to Norway. He didn't know what that was.
I asked him if he was coming to Norway. He didn't know what that was.
I'm just a baby.
December 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm just a baby.
Art
Going Peak Nordic from things already on the kitchen table.
With some licorice inside,
with some jam on the side
@olafurw.com
With some licorice inside,
with some jam on the side
@olafurw.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Art
Aww, someone put the yellow box and "jam on the side" in my home town on Wplace.
But of course (and validly) it's all about Stefán Karl being number 1.
But of course (and validly) it's all about Stefán Karl being number 1.
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Aww, someone put the yellow box and "jam on the side" in my home town on Wplace.
But of course (and validly) it's all about Stefán Karl being number 1.
But of course (and validly) it's all about Stefán Karl being number 1.