"The ancients had over fifteen thousand gods, which they referred to as Funko Pops," said the archaeologist. He advanced the slide, and the crowd laughed. "No, they weren't very good at art," he added.

Friday night shotgunning beers with the boys and slow blinking at each other to convey nonaggression and trust

mood

girls

when i say i'm omw, this is what i mean

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

the little demon in my head is talking shit about me again

what I summon in the privacy of my own room is my business, but it's loose now and its become all of our problem

They’re not screws they’re

I was today years old, when I found out that the venerable Neil Gaiman adapted the screenplay for one of my favourite Miyazaki films. I've read Neil for longer than I'd like to mention, and watched Princess Mononoke on its 1st release. I'm still a little shook up, in a good way though.

it's kind of amazing that literally every basic chat program today is less functional than AIM was 20 years ago *and* spies on you