Historians love saying that "People didn't know they were living through a period of decline". I have become skeptical of that, decline can be extremely obvious sometimes!

What’s the word for when you’re too exhausted by the nonsense to say “I told you so” because you did tell them so—but you still want them to know that you told them so, SO THAT THEY LISTEN NEXT TIME?!

Me and my multinational corporation buddies just gonna roll down into the USA and begin planning a new $5 billion electric car plant on the off chance that the President doesn't decide to either tariff our entire supply chain or just ban electric cars by fiat in a tweet tomorrow morning.

duck season / rabbit season : )

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.

Well at least we tried our worst

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

I’m giving up for Lent.

don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec

The C-SPAN program highlights from Hegseth’s confirmation hearing are really something