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Gregor Samsa
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Just trying to get to the bottom of that smell in St. Boniface

Not funny
Pinned
Charlie Kirk shouldn’t have died that way, he should have died shitting his pants nonstop like a busted up fire hydrant.
Amazing how we will do literally anything but invest in nuclear
I noticed that Quentin Robinson, former MB NDP candidate in Brandon West last prov election, has spoken out against this project for environmental reasons. Good for him.

It is shocking how the MB NDP has alienated their base with their disastrous policies. #mbpoli

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
$3B turbine project gets warm welcome from Brandon mayor, cold shoulder from environmentalists | CBC News
A multi-billion-dollar combustion turbine project planned for the city of Brandon will give the province “power sovereignty,” said Mayor Jeff Fawcett.
www.cbc.ca
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Ideal jrpg party composition
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Theatre kids are just birds in disguise
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
JD Vance and Erika had Charlie killed so Erika could dress up as a loveseat #protectyaneck
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Tried a shitty bagel in St. vital. Terrible
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
No one got raptured cause our moms all took Tylenol with us
September 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just a reminder to conservative religious people: God is the Judge not you. So fuck off.
September 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Evangelicals < Eva’s
September 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Charlie Kirk shouldn’t have died that way, he should have died shitting his pants nonstop like a busted up fire hydrant.
September 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Lots of people think that pointing out hypocrisy is a gotcha to fascism. It’s good yes, but what works better is actually protesting and causing a mess.
September 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Spotted over Utah earlier this week
September 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Charlie Kirk was a chaser.
September 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It’s September 10, 2025 and Winnipeg Transit’s new system still sucks.

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September 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Pride themed renfaire
August 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reporting couple photos as AI
August 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Today in "Crritic!" I trace some links between the newly streaming Devo documentary and Sunday's LCD Soundsystem show in Toronto: Does cultural recycling inevitably bring devolutionary degradation? carlwilson.substack.com/p/devolution...
Devolution, enshittification, nostalgia
Devo on Netflix, LCD Soundsystem in Toronto
carlwilson.substack.com
August 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The US is and always has been a hostile entity
August 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
White people’s obsession with Japan makes sense if you understand that White people see Japanese people as Elves. Once you understand that it all makes sense.
August 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The plan? Open a Vintage Reselling Online Store because my parents are rich.
August 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Girls don’t like boys, girls like investigating the paranormal with their insane gay friends and money.
July 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Another day, another inexperienced but hopeful writer, announcing that they have “been offered a book deal” for £20,000. Turns out that the author is being expected to PAY THIS to the publisher, not the other way round. Folks, no publisher does this.
July 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Conservatives when their kid says they liked the Superman movie:
July 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Poser: Superman isn’t punk
Me:
July 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The F8 remains to be an complete shit show @winnipegtransit.bsky.social

Not enough busses, no express line during rush hours, terrible stop location, and odd route layout.

The Martha @ Disraeli stop also had a guy throwing mystery fluids at people.
July 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM