Gregor Samsa
@gregorsamsaoffi.bsky.social
Just trying to get to the bottom of that smell in St. Boniface
Not funny
Not funny
Spotted over Utah earlier this week
September 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Spotted over Utah earlier this week
The plan? Open a Vintage Reselling Online Store because my parents are rich.
August 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The plan? Open a Vintage Reselling Online Store because my parents are rich.
Conservatives when their kid says they liked the Superman movie:
July 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Conservatives when their kid says they liked the Superman movie:
Poser: Superman isn’t punk
Me:
Me:
July 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Poser: Superman isn’t punk
Me:
Me:
Me watching Superman say gosh darn Israel and the rich for 2.5 hours
July 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Me watching Superman say gosh darn Israel and the rich for 2.5 hours
Just a normal-well-balanced-masculine man
February 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just a normal-well-balanced-masculine man
Every screen grab of Milhouse look-alike winner Pierre Poilievre looks like this #cdnpoli #cpc #PierrePoilievre #canada
February 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Every screen grab of Milhouse look-alike winner Pierre Poilievre looks like this #cdnpoli #cpc #PierrePoilievre #canada
MLA Kathleen Cook: who could have possibly fucked up ER wait times?!
February 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
MLA Kathleen Cook: who could have possibly fucked up ER wait times?!
I don’t think people realize they’re being burgled by billionaires. The nice they rob America they’re gunna rob us.
February 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I don’t think people realize they’re being burgled by billionaires. The nice they rob America they’re gunna rob us.
Milquetoast Milhouse looking baby bisch.
January 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Milquetoast Milhouse looking baby bisch.
My partner and I at the party after swearing an oath not to be weird little freaks:
January 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
My partner and I at the party after swearing an oath not to be weird little freaks:
Imagine not wasting 2hrs of your day not in gridlock
December 11, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Imagine not wasting 2hrs of your day not in gridlock
Absolutely obsessed with finding out of pocket fb marketplace ads.
December 4, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Absolutely obsessed with finding out of pocket fb marketplace ads.
Me telling my cat I’m proud of him for scaring off our guests (the police)
December 1, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Me telling my cat I’m proud of him for scaring off our guests (the police)
Incels discover time when?
November 30, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Incels discover time when?
When I say I’m “Data-driven” this is what I mean
November 27, 2024 at 12:25 AM
When I say I’m “Data-driven” this is what I mean
Name a show you’re positive nobody but you remembers
November 22, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Name a show you’re positive nobody but you remembers
Glad to see this abomination step out of the running for AG
November 21, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Glad to see this abomination step out of the running for AG
Damning evidence that the prefrontal cortex of men just never develops
November 21, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Damning evidence that the prefrontal cortex of men just never develops