These people should get actual jobs

Let Texas flood.

Yes it does. Also hot chocolate can include cayenne pepper and cinnamon. Hell you can even add bourbon, baileys, schnapps, mezcal, brandy, rum, and Lime gin.

Just never add raspberry or cherry.

Disgusting.

Penne, it’s obvious

Bow tie pasta is only acceptable when paired with a hunters stew.

TBH Dick would’ve been more entertaining, with the shotgun and whatnot