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Nightmare Greg
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I play video games, gamble on cardboard, and build Lego.
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LGS selling the riftbound proving grounds box for $190, and when u reeled and said no thanks proceeds to to tell me its a “good price”.

Buddy Riot sells these direct for $30, this is clown behavior.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The ATLA cards are so much better than Spider-Man that it's crazy, it feels like so much more care was given to every part of this set. The biggest sad so far is all the bending mechanics probably/definitely will not see a return in future sets unrelated to this IP, and some of them are sweet.
October 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The "source material art" cards are so godawful it's hard to overstate. Low poly FF key art and now bad jpgs. Genuinely a waste of cardboard.
October 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I have several of my parents friends that I call "Aunt".

who the fuck cares, man.
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My thoughts are that if a card was intended to be aligned in the color pie as *BOTH* black and red, it would have both in the mana cost as separate pips- Hybrid mana has always seemed pretty clearly to me like an attempt to show that this card could be *EITHER* color. Maybe I'm missing context?
October 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The most frustrating part is that I *DID* enjoy S2E8, up until the final few minutes.

And even then it wasn't even "Bad", it was just an unsatisfying ending to things. I get that I'm not in charge over at DC, but I think we could've handled another season or two before we were sick of the gang.
IMDb ratings for every episode of #Peacemaker 📺
October 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I assure you that as a Tron enjoyer, this absolutely was a Leto issue.
"the end of Jared Leto's franchise-leading days"

Jared Leto has never led a franchise.
"Some at Disney were always concerned only die-hard fans would show up, which isn’t a Leto issue but an IP problem. They were right; 18- to 24-year-old males, the sweet spot, badly underindexed."

Since the announcement of Tron 3, I don't know who this movie is aimed at. Teens & young adults or...
October 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I am, for the most part, not a huge fan of UB. I think more people getting into Magic via an IP they love is great, but the saturation and sustainability is I think an inarguable concern.

However,

TMNT seems at first look to be a far more earnest trip into another IP, and this makes me happy.
October 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
PSL season is for ALL the girlies
October 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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hey besties,
i was recently let go from my job (company restructure) so i am FunEmployed. if anyone has leads on hiring in the twin cities or wants to kick a couple of bucks my way, i would really appreciate it. i'm trying to not freak, but i'm gonna be real i'm very stressed

love bugs
September 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Why have I legitimately played against 5+ mono red decks back to back in Bo1 on Arena. I'm going to lose my mind, get me out of this queue.
September 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
September 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Got a haul of things from @keezyyoung.bsky.social at #RCCC! It was so nice to meet her, I wish I could have been a little less nervous about it, but there's always next time 😅

She liked my nails though!
September 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Hey folks! Had an upcoming project pushed back till next year so am looking for some new work to fill in the gaps over the next few months.

Always up for TTRPG / TCG / Book / Video Game illustration work~ 💕

Portfolio---> voneill.art
Contact ----> voneillart@gmail.com

(Shares appreciated)
September 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Finally watched KPop Demon Hunters last night.

I fear the spotify wrapped is going to be cooked this year.
August 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Behold; The necrolesbian
August 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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"our soda with 75g of sugar is healthier for you because it has 75g of sugar instead of 75g of sugar (syrup)"

i want to wake up from this nightmare
16 million people are losing their healthcare and hospitals are already closing because of it but it’s a win because one of the bottom tier fast food restaurants is going to start selling the same Mexican Cokes that you can already get at literally every store
July 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Not really surprised that there was not a Go For The Throat reprint in EOE but fuuuuuuck dude
July 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My "favorite" new thing is when genAI posts are tagged "Synthart" to avoid my blocks.
June 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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for my entire life i have simply never understood how anyone reading this can be convinced this is an antisemitic statement
April 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What are we doing here, man. Even if true, I don't want my GOVERNMENT'S SOCIAL MEDIA being ran like a snarky redditor is behind the wheel, come on.
April 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I understand it just isn't "This easy", but where is my "Literally never show me AI art" button here? afaik I've never liked any AI art, and I'm constantly telling it that I'm not interested/to show me less, but it keeps showing up. I've banned tags, I've banned words, it still pops up.
April 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM