Liz
@greeneyedlizard.bsky.social
I investigate fraud and make myself chuckle. I buy a lot of books I have no time to read.
Sober
Gym rat
Glimmer seeker 💙
Sober
Gym rat
Glimmer seeker 💙
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Dems further plan to tell Republicans they are “fine” in a way that emphasizes they are, in fact, not fine, then refusing to explain, saying only, “If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you.”
Democratic lawmakers are expected to communicate their opposition to Donald Trump during the president’s joint address to Congress on Tuesday night by color-coordinating.
Democrats Plan to Protest Trump’s Speech by Wearing Pink
Democratic lawmakers are expected to communicate their opposition to Donald Trump during the president’s joint address to Congress on Tuesday night by color-coordinating.
www.thecut.com
March 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Dems further plan to tell Republicans they are “fine” in a way that emphasizes they are, in fact, not fine, then refusing to explain, saying only, “If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you.”
It looks like my extended “vacation” will be coming to an end in the next month or so, so I’m making the most of the time I have left with back to back hot yoga classes 🧘♀️
February 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It looks like my extended “vacation” will be coming to an end in the next month or so, so I’m making the most of the time I have left with back to back hot yoga classes 🧘♀️
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I'd make a joke about tmesis, but nobody would underfuckingstand it.
I'd make a joke about tmesis, but nobody would underfuckingstand it.
January 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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I'd make a joke about tmesis, but nobody would underfuckingstand it.
I'd make a joke about tmesis, but nobody would underfuckingstand it.
Sooooooo I just got flashed at the grocery store 😬
January 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sooooooo I just got flashed at the grocery store 😬
I just watched a dude at the gym squat twice my body weight and I think I’m gonna need a minute 🫠
December 29, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I just watched a dude at the gym squat twice my body weight and I think I’m gonna need a minute 🫠
This batch got a little extra crispy, but my son covered his in whipped cream and chocolate sauce and all was right with the world.
Merry Christmas! 🎄
Merry Christmas! 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 5:41 PM
This batch got a little extra crispy, but my son covered his in whipped cream and chocolate sauce and all was right with the world.
Merry Christmas! 🎄
Merry Christmas! 🎄
In a world full of Grinches, be a Cindy Lou Who 🫶
December 23, 2024 at 4:56 PM
In a world full of Grinches, be a Cindy Lou Who 🫶
Receiving “Merry Christmas!” messages from men who broke my heart is not as merry-making as one might suppose.
December 23, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Receiving “Merry Christmas!” messages from men who broke my heart is not as merry-making as one might suppose.
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I accidentally got a little pre-workout powder up my nose.
This workout is gonna be fun 😆
This workout is gonna be fun 😆
December 1, 2024 at 12:29 PM
I accidentally got a little pre-workout powder up my nose.
This workout is gonna be fun 😆
This workout is gonna be fun 😆
The scariest part of going to the grocery store the day before Thanksgiving is finding a parking spot. After that, it’s all gravy, baby. Literally- I’m gonna make SO MUCH GRAVY 🤤
November 27, 2024 at 8:14 PM
The scariest part of going to the grocery store the day before Thanksgiving is finding a parking spot. After that, it’s all gravy, baby. Literally- I’m gonna make SO MUCH GRAVY 🤤
My arm was literally shaking when I tried to take this 😂
November 22, 2024 at 2:03 AM
My arm was literally shaking when I tried to take this 😂
I wore my “Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt” shirt to the art museum, but I also brought my half-gallon bottle of water and bought some souvenir books almost immediately so my shirt was only half right.
November 21, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I wore my “Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt” shirt to the art museum, but I also brought my half-gallon bottle of water and bought some souvenir books almost immediately so my shirt was only half right.
I feel so glamorous in front of the grocery store 😂
November 19, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I feel so glamorous in front of the grocery store 😂
I’ve never taken a group fitness class before- the idea has always given me flashbacks to humiliating gym classes growing up- but I signed up to take a Barre class this morning.
I’m hoping to have some fun, learn something new and maybe even make an IRL friend. Gasp!
I’m hoping to have some fun, learn something new and maybe even make an IRL friend. Gasp!
November 19, 2024 at 11:20 AM
I’ve never taken a group fitness class before- the idea has always given me flashbacks to humiliating gym classes growing up- but I signed up to take a Barre class this morning.
I’m hoping to have some fun, learn something new and maybe even make an IRL friend. Gasp!
I’m hoping to have some fun, learn something new and maybe even make an IRL friend. Gasp!
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How you act when the printer quits working is the real you
November 15, 2024 at 9:20 PM
How you act when the printer quits working is the real you
And coffee. Coffee helps.
November 18, 2024 at 2:37 PM
And coffee. Coffee helps.
I started my “rest day” with Pilates and yoga, and this quote (from @adrienelouise) really stuck with me:
“Who do you serve by being small?”
I spent my whole life trying to make myself small. Inconspicuous. Inoffensive. Nice. Normal. Accepted.
1/2
“Who do you serve by being small?”
I spent my whole life trying to make myself small. Inconspicuous. Inoffensive. Nice. Normal. Accepted.
1/2
November 18, 2024 at 1:41 PM
I started my “rest day” with Pilates and yoga, and this quote (from @adrienelouise) really stuck with me:
“Who do you serve by being small?”
I spent my whole life trying to make myself small. Inconspicuous. Inoffensive. Nice. Normal. Accepted.
1/2
“Who do you serve by being small?”
I spent my whole life trying to make myself small. Inconspicuous. Inoffensive. Nice. Normal. Accepted.
1/2
Good morning, lovelies!
Coffee before the gym opens and a lazy puppy on my lap 💙
Coffee before the gym opens and a lazy puppy on my lap 💙
November 17, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Good morning, lovelies!
Coffee before the gym opens and a lazy puppy on my lap 💙
Coffee before the gym opens and a lazy puppy on my lap 💙
Sup fellow weirdos. It's mug show off time.
Let's see yours too
Let's see yours too
November 17, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Sup fellow weirdos. It's mug show off time.
Let's see yours too
Let's see yours too
I’ve been out of work for 2 weeks and still haven’t found time to clean off my dining room table. Weird.
November 16, 2024 at 12:35 PM
I’ve been out of work for 2 weeks and still haven’t found time to clean off my dining room table. Weird.
I don’t carry a bag anymore, but I do carry a half-gallon bottle of water everywhere and the insulated cover has pockets (🤩), within which you’ll find:
1. Cherry Chapstick
2. A keychain of the Eiffel Tower
3. Wireless earbuds
4. A hair clip
5. An (unused) dog poop bag
1. Cherry Chapstick
2. A keychain of the Eiffel Tower
3. Wireless earbuds
4. A hair clip
5. An (unused) dog poop bag
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your bag (pockets) at any given moment:
1. Mask
2. Jakemans lozenges (ESSENTIAL if I'm gonna be singing!)
3. Guitar picks
4. Some crystal or other
5. Pen&Mini Pad
1. Mask
2. Jakemans lozenges (ESSENTIAL if I'm gonna be singing!)
3. Guitar picks
4. Some crystal or other
5. Pen&Mini Pad
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your bag at any given moment—
1. Pen
2. Hand sanitizer
3. Aquaphor lip balm
4. Gum
5. Hot sauce packets
1. Pen
2. Hand sanitizer
3. Aquaphor lip balm
4. Gum
5. Hot sauce packets
November 16, 2024 at 11:52 AM
I don’t carry a bag anymore, but I do carry a half-gallon bottle of water everywhere and the insulated cover has pockets (🤩), within which you’ll find:
1. Cherry Chapstick
2. A keychain of the Eiffel Tower
3. Wireless earbuds
4. A hair clip
5. An (unused) dog poop bag
1. Cherry Chapstick
2. A keychain of the Eiffel Tower
3. Wireless earbuds
4. A hair clip
5. An (unused) dog poop bag
Every time I take melatonin before bed, I wake up 20 minutes before my alarm- even if I stayed up extra late to watch the most-predictably-disappointing fight ever.
November 16, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Every time I take melatonin before bed, I wake up 20 minutes before my alarm- even if I stayed up extra late to watch the most-predictably-disappointing fight ever.
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Searching through my image library for 15 minutes for a meme, even though I know it would only take 5 seconds to Google the exact image I want...
November 16, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Searching through my image library for 15 minutes for a meme, even though I know it would only take 5 seconds to Google the exact image I want...
I had so much fun!
The museum leaned heavily on local artists, which I expected, but spanned a surprisingly large variety of time periods and styles.
The museum leaned heavily on local artists, which I expected, but spanned a surprisingly large variety of time periods and styles.
November 15, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I had so much fun!
The museum leaned heavily on local artists, which I expected, but spanned a surprisingly large variety of time periods and styles.
The museum leaned heavily on local artists, which I expected, but spanned a surprisingly large variety of time periods and styles.