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Liz
@greeneyedlizard.bsky.social
I investigate fraud and make myself chuckle. I buy a lot of books I have no time to read.
Sober
Gym rat
Glimmer seeker 💙
It looks like my extended “vacation” will be coming to an end in the next month or so, so I’m making the most of the time I have left with back to back hot yoga classes 🧘‍♀️
February 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This batch got a little extra crispy, but my son covered his in whipped cream and chocolate sauce and all was right with the world.

Merry Christmas! 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 5:41 PM
In a world full of Grinches, be a Cindy Lou Who 🫶
December 23, 2024 at 4:56 PM
The scariest part of going to the grocery store the day before Thanksgiving is finding a parking spot. After that, it’s all gravy, baby. Literally- I’m gonna make SO MUCH GRAVY 🤤
November 27, 2024 at 8:14 PM
My arm was literally shaking when I tried to take this 😂
November 22, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I feel so glamorous in front of the grocery store 😂
November 19, 2024 at 5:50 PM
November 18, 2024 at 8:25 PM
He’s (mostly) behaving today, although he keeps trying to steal my son’s stuffies when I turn my back.
November 18, 2024 at 8:01 PM
And coffee. Coffee helps.
November 18, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I definitely had a good one 😆
November 17, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Good morning, lovelies!

Coffee before the gym opens and a lazy puppy on my lap 💙
November 17, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Sup fellow weirdos. It's mug show off time.

Let's see yours too
November 17, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Well the picture turned out pretty disappointing, so idk how kind it is, but I tried 🙃
November 16, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I had so much fun!

The museum leaned heavily on local artists, which I expected, but spanned a surprisingly large variety of time periods and styles.
November 15, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I wish I could feel like I feel in the gym all the time (only with better lighting).
November 14, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Quote post with a picture of yourself and show these noobies who they’re dealing with
November 13, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Happy World Kindness Day ❤️
November 13, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Proof of life. And silliness.
November 7, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it B&W
September 5, 2024 at 8:49 PM
When your clothes go missing, do you ever wonder if they’ve gone on a little adventure somewhere?

Anyway, I’m happy my shirt decided to return to me 🥰😆
August 31, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Oh hi! Apparently it’s been a while. Meet Doobie. He was born around the time of my last post here 😆
August 28, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I hope the 2 people who’ve liked this so far know how much I appreciate the love.

I also hope they got the reference 😆
February 17, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Happy Friday, Bluesky!
It’s so hard trying to work when I’ve got new treasures to peruse.
February 16, 2024 at 1:27 PM
The best part of working from home is dressing in head-to-toe ridiculousness.
February 8, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Happy Monday!
January 22, 2024 at 4:55 PM