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Uncontrolled legal migrant.

It is a serious thing
just to be alive
on this fresh morning
in the broken world.
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Last Saturday, someone asked me about my egg #ZenPoaching technique and I forgot to reply. So, here it is - as 2 videos because stoopid BlueSky has 60 second limit...
When I wrote my article about Mesopotamian early writing, I never expected six cuneiformed police officers to turn up at my door.
When I wrote my article about ignorance and law enforcement I never expected six uninformed police officers to turn up at my door.
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Fun fact: Vince Gilligan got the idea for the character of Carol Sturka in Pluribus by watching me use LinkedIn.
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Britain has set a new wind generation record.

"At 7:30pm on 11 November wind turbines...provided enough clean electricity to power more than 22 million homes"

"Wind was delivering 43.6% of all power on the system which means three quarters of Britain’s homes were effectively running on wind alone"
Windpower sets new record for baseload - Energy Live News
Wind supplied 43% of all power last week setting a new record of 22.7 GW
www.energylivenews.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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“Bringing business along with us”, a story in 2 acts:
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I know the government is keen to punish the unemployed, but if you've been forced to spend any time on LinkedIn, you've suffered enough.
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Enjoying Pluribus & finally getting the AI allegory - was I just being dense, not spotting it until ep4? Because there was so much publicity about Vince Gilligan's contempt for AI in the pre-publicity, but I didn't make the connection.
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Never liked cricket anyway. Stupid sport.
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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this week's newsletter is titled "aren't you tired of feeling insane all the time?" and I think it speaks for itself

it is also free to read

youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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What many politicians don't realise - or want to understand - is that many of the "highly-skilled" immigrants whose labour they crave were raised by the same asylum seekers and refugees they openly despise. They take the racist political rhetoric personally, and act accordingly. Why wouldn't they?
"Record numbers of overseas-trained doctors are quitting the UK, leaving the NHS at risk of huge gaps in its workforce, with hostility towards migrants blamed for the exodus...the NHS is so heavily reliant on doctors from elsewhere – 42% of its entire medical workforce qualified overseas."
All those people, including current government, who falsely claim migrants are to blame for failings with the NHS, along with infrastructure in general, are in for one hell of a shock with how much worse things will get with Labour's anti-immigration policies.

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Have it #TheAshes
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Anderson-esque #TheAshes
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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steve smith, you scored 17 on your specialist subject, "getting hit by jofra archer"
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I’ve gone from not enjoying the cricket to enjoying the cricket in the space of an hour, who knew that sport could be like this, with fortunes changing back and forth over a period of time
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Me, in normal life: Give peace a chance.
Me, watching Australia bat: OUT, AND I HOPE THAT FUCKING HURT...
#theAshes
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Probably telling us what we knew, but...
www.ft.com/content/7ea6...
Covid response of ‘toxic’ UK government was ‘too little, too late’, inquiry finds
Report criticises culture in Downing Street during Boris Johnson’s tenure
www.ft.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I know we're all making popcorn for the Trump revelations, but this could take down so many others...
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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VERY funny that Labour are being pointlessly cruel and haemorrhaging support from their base and yet none of what they're offering is ever going to be enough for the people whose approval they're seeking, WHO could have predicted it
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
When a client email arrives chasing delivery of work...
a little girl in a kitchen with a netflix logo
ALT: a little girl in a kitchen with a netflix logo
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Just finished my handover, lads...
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Work conference. Nope.
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Just been served a post on LinkedIn by a "Wellbeing Architect".
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Literally a Douglas Adams bit.
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM