Mike
@bingohandjob.bsky.social
Uncontrolled legal migrant.
It is a serious thing
just to be alive
on this fresh morning
in the broken world.
It is a serious thing
just to be alive
on this fresh morning
in the broken world.
I tells ya, I'm shocked...
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I tells ya, I'm shocked...
Stayed out for the Christmas parade while we all got piss wet. #VisitColchester
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Stayed out for the Christmas parade while we all got piss wet. #VisitColchester
You mean the city, in general?
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You mean the city, in general?
Not since 1974, I believe. Much as I would support aggressive imperialist expansion by my home county...
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Not since 1974, I believe. Much as I would support aggressive imperialist expansion by my home county...
Is it not a sheep? Waiting patiently in Bethlehem fields, albeit in an unusual sitting position...
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Is it not a sheep? Waiting patiently in Bethlehem fields, albeit in an unusual sitting position...
Live scenes from my actual t-shirt...
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Live scenes from my actual t-shirt...
I'll think you'll find it's Dorset's Bournemouth...
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'll think you'll find it's Dorset's Bournemouth...
(It seems to refer to an outbreak of diarrhoea among invasion troops in the Falklands in 1982. So it seems the defecation was not actually the problem. Quite the opposite.)
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
(It seems to refer to an outbreak of diarrhoea among invasion troops in the Falklands in 1982. So it seems the defecation was not actually the problem. Quite the opposite.)
Maybe I should start drinking again. It might help.
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Maybe I should start drinking again. It might help.
Apparently they did, happily for them.
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Apparently they did, happily for them.
"Be the change you want to manage"
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"Be the change you want to manage"
Have you not managed enough change this week?
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Have you not managed enough change this week?
What is ServiceNow? Is it on LinkedIn or some hellish alternative?
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
What is ServiceNow? Is it on LinkedIn or some hellish alternative?
But mainly, WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE SO PASSIONATE ABOUT WORKING?
The sheer enthusiasm for their jobs, that's my Carol Sturka tipping point. It paralyses me from posting anything.
The sheer enthusiasm for their jobs, that's my Carol Sturka tipping point. It paralyses me from posting anything.
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
But mainly, WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE SO PASSIONATE ABOUT WORKING?
The sheer enthusiasm for their jobs, that's my Carol Sturka tipping point. It paralyses me from posting anything.
The sheer enthusiasm for their jobs, that's my Carol Sturka tipping point. It paralyses me from posting anything.
I would actually like to use it more, because it might help me find work, but JFC. The volumes of AI slop illustrating each post (EVEN POSTS WARNING ABOUT THE DANGERS OF AI), the new style "opening up" posts, where people are 'brave' about their sadness...
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I would actually like to use it more, because it might help me find work, but JFC. The volumes of AI slop illustrating each post (EVEN POSTS WARNING ABOUT THE DANGERS OF AI), the new style "opening up" posts, where people are 'brave' about their sadness...
Seriously, it's beyond creepy & having to use it has given me a much richer appreciation for the things there are to hate about it.
I'd go so far as to say it doesn't count as social media because it isn't fuelled by snark.
I'd go so far as to say it doesn't count as social media because it isn't fuelled by snark.
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Seriously, it's beyond creepy & having to use it has given me a much richer appreciation for the things there are to hate about it.
I'd go so far as to say it doesn't count as social media because it isn't fuelled by snark.
I'd go so far as to say it doesn't count as social media because it isn't fuelled by snark.
(UK - it's getting a bit lunchy on the mainland +1 hours ahead...)
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 AM
(UK - it's getting a bit lunchy on the mainland +1 hours ahead...)
Brunch/late breakfast or, in my case, coffee number 4...
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Brunch/late breakfast or, in my case, coffee number 4...