Sam I Am
@greeneggs42.bsky.social
Chicagoan, teacher, dog-lover, gamer, nerd, Michigan native, Cubs, Lions, West Ham, fan of all sports, and Oxford comma disciple. 🖖🏽☮〽️
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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
Dear Baseball Broadcasters,
Please do not have a pitch clock on your on-screen graphics. We know it exists, but we don't need the stress it creates. This isn't basketball or football. Let us enjoy the little serenity baseball can still offer.
Thanks.
Please do not have a pitch clock on your on-screen graphics. We know it exists, but we don't need the stress it creates. This isn't basketball or football. Let us enjoy the little serenity baseball can still offer.
Thanks.
August 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Dear Baseball Broadcasters,
Please do not have a pitch clock on your on-screen graphics. We know it exists, but we don't need the stress it creates. This isn't basketball or football. Let us enjoy the little serenity baseball can still offer.
Thanks.
Please do not have a pitch clock on your on-screen graphics. We know it exists, but we don't need the stress it creates. This isn't basketball or football. Let us enjoy the little serenity baseball can still offer.
Thanks.
Marquee Sports Network interviewed Bob Costas today about the passing of Ryne Sandberg. And, my god, Costas is a national treasure. He was so eloquent and deferential about the passing of the Cubs' legend.
July 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Marquee Sports Network interviewed Bob Costas today about the passing of Ryne Sandberg. And, my god, Costas is a national treasure. He was so eloquent and deferential about the passing of the Cubs' legend.
It the 8th inning of an entertaining 6-4 All Star Game. Why are most of the seats behind the plate empty? A bunch of rich people trying to beat traffic?
July 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It the 8th inning of an entertaining 6-4 All Star Game. Why are most of the seats behind the plate empty? A bunch of rich people trying to beat traffic?
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
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The White Sox winning the World Series after an 87-season drought will be one of the miracles cited when he’s beatified.
May 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The White Sox winning the World Series after an 87-season drought will be one of the miracles cited when he’s beatified.
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DEEP DISH COMMUNION WAFERS
May 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
DEEP DISH COMMUNION WAFERS
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Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
April 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
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a lot of people are screaming into the void that the president cannot dismantle the department of education without congressional approval and i need all of them to realize that anyone can do anything they want to if there's no one stopping them from doing it
March 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
a lot of people are screaming into the void that the president cannot dismantle the department of education without congressional approval and i need all of them to realize that anyone can do anything they want to if there's no one stopping them from doing it
Back in the day, when a leader overstepped his bounds and tried to seize power, the senate actually did something about it. Now, they just approve his budget and slink away. Happy Ides of March to those who celebrate.
March 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Back in the day, when a leader overstepped his bounds and tried to seize power, the senate actually did something about it. Now, they just approve his budget and slink away. Happy Ides of March to those who celebrate.
Look which beer finally made it to Chicago!
March 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Look which beer finally made it to Chicago!
Pro tip for teachers: Buy the yearbook.
It is nice to be able to "look up" former students that may contact you. (I remember faces way better than I remember names.) And it is fun to see how much you have changed, too.
It is nice to be able to "look up" former students that may contact you. (I remember faces way better than I remember names.) And it is fun to see how much you have changed, too.
March 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Pro tip for teachers: Buy the yearbook.
It is nice to be able to "look up" former students that may contact you. (I remember faces way better than I remember names.) And it is fun to see how much you have changed, too.
It is nice to be able to "look up" former students that may contact you. (I remember faces way better than I remember names.) And it is fun to see how much you have changed, too.
Can someone explain to this business school drop-out why we are starting a trade war with our closest ally and largest trading partner? Explain it to me like I'm a five-year-old... 🇺🇸 🇨🇦
March 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Can someone explain to this business school drop-out why we are starting a trade war with our closest ally and largest trading partner? Explain it to me like I'm a five-year-old... 🇺🇸 🇨🇦
I got my first perfect score on the fifth one.
TimeGuessr #622 45,779/50,000
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TimeGuessr - the game that tests both your geography and history knowledge. Guess where and when historic photos were taken.
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February 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I got my first perfect score on the fifth one.
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I still miss my dog.
February 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I still miss my dog.
This is what is special about this Lions team. This game meant essentially nothing. Win or lose, they still have to win next week to take top-seed in the conference. But, they fought hard, came back, and won. #GoLions
December 31, 2024 at 4:29 AM
This is what is special about this Lions team. This game meant essentially nothing. Win or lose, they still have to win next week to take top-seed in the conference. But, they fought hard, came back, and won. #GoLions
Watching luxury car Christmas commercials has me kind of rooting for that Italian guy.
December 17, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Watching luxury car Christmas commercials has me kind of rooting for that Italian guy.
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One of these days someone will create a religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ.
December 3, 2024 at 2:19 PM
One of these days someone will create a religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ.
I believe every northern team should play in a dome. Who wants to freeze their ass off to watch a game? I also believe football in a wintery setting is a beautiful thing. #conflicted
December 2, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I believe every northern team should play in a dome. Who wants to freeze their ass off to watch a game? I also believe football in a wintery setting is a beautiful thing. #conflicted
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Michigan just finished their worst season in ten years and still returned home to a standing ovation because they beat Ohio State and these are the things we have to keep alive as every other shred of meaning is stripped away from the sport
December 1, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Michigan just finished their worst season in ten years and still returned home to a standing ovation because they beat Ohio State and these are the things we have to keep alive as every other shred of meaning is stripped away from the sport