doritos long ago destroyed its nacho cheese flagship chip, and while cool ranch is good, almost every other flavor is like a fraternity prank. but the fact that the salsa verde dorito—an absolute masterpiece of the form—is not universally available is proof of what a broken sick society we live in

Earth Layers xkcd.com/2840

When my brain lets me go to sleep at 3am:

Look at this handsome cocoa salesman! Photo from my collection, no further info.

always funny when british people post stuff like "americans cannot comprehend this" and it's a picture of indescribably mushy, inhumane looking food. we can comprehend that. we have white people here too

drone henry kissinger

9/29/2023

The grim reaper looking at Mitch McConnell today:

RIP Dianne Feinstein. You died doing what you loved. Answering hot questions and eating even hotter wings.

I HAVE touched a BOOB, I WILL find the FOOTAGE

yall think the kool aid man can pour himself into smaller glasses and split his consciousness or are those like his guts and stuff

problem: everyone is roasting you for wearing your cowboy hat backwards

solution: tell everyone you have hip fired a .50 cal and might have video of it somewhere

The extent to which George Orwell would have hated Elon Musk can not possibly be overstated.

has new york city tried bringing in ben shapiro to dry things up

please do not wade into the floodwaters in NYC, the city will collect it later and use it to make our famous bagels