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Listening to Kendrick, being pissed at Trump, doing dumb make-em-ups with @grapesofbath.bsky.social… it’s like 2016 but terrifying.
February 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Listening to Kendrick, being pissed at Trump, doing dumb make-em-ups with @grapesofbath.bsky.social… it’s like 2016 but terrifying.
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Hookland otters (Lutra Lutra Hooklandii) love to feast on white water lilies and enjoy the psychotropic properties of the plants. If you are lucky you may spot an otter chewing on the white flowers, dreaming and floating in the Field of Prophecy, in the waters of the Restal Wastesn 🤍🐾🌀
February 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Hookland otters (Lutra Lutra Hooklandii) love to feast on white water lilies and enjoy the psychotropic properties of the plants. If you are lucky you may spot an otter chewing on the white flowers, dreaming and floating in the Field of Prophecy, in the waters of the Restal Wastesn 🤍🐾🌀
I hope they let Tim Robinson come out and shoot Lorne in the back of the head for SNL50
February 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I hope they let Tim Robinson come out and shoot Lorne in the back of the head for SNL50
Did you develop a lifelong complex regarding your use of the word “I” from repeatedly hearing Mia’s big speech at the end of first Princess Diaries film, or are you normal?
February 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Did you develop a lifelong complex regarding your use of the word “I” from repeatedly hearing Mia’s big speech at the end of first Princess Diaries film, or are you normal?
Are all Canadians out here walking around saying “She’s the Centennial baby!” every time Pamela Anderson is mentioned or is that just my weirdo husband
February 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Are all Canadians out here walking around saying “She’s the Centennial baby!” every time Pamela Anderson is mentioned or is that just my weirdo husband
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absolved absolved absolved you are all free of sin
January 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
absolved absolved absolved you are all free of sin
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Thinking about this poem this morning. Near misses, scraping by, bouncing back, and the big warm whatever comes next.
(Fifty Words Aritten About the Arctic Bowhead Whale After Learning They Can Live Up to Two Hundred Years by Nate DeMio)
(Fifty Words Aritten About the Arctic Bowhead Whale After Learning They Can Live Up to Two Hundred Years by Nate DeMio)
December 31, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Thinking about this poem this morning. Near misses, scraping by, bouncing back, and the big warm whatever comes next.
(Fifty Words Aritten About the Arctic Bowhead Whale After Learning They Can Live Up to Two Hundred Years by Nate DeMio)
(Fifty Words Aritten About the Arctic Bowhead Whale After Learning They Can Live Up to Two Hundred Years by Nate DeMio)
If Bill Hader and John Mulaney wrote a Stefon but all the clubs are in Oklahoma it would include a couple dancing like they’re redneck versions of Julianne and Derek Hough (but are making out too much to be siblings)
December 29, 2024 at 6:39 AM
If Bill Hader and John Mulaney wrote a Stefon but all the clubs are in Oklahoma it would include a couple dancing like they’re redneck versions of Julianne and Derek Hough (but are making out too much to be siblings)
O, to be in a bar with my bridal party in our matching jammies, looking miserable
December 14, 2024 at 4:28 AM
O, to be in a bar with my bridal party in our matching jammies, looking miserable
Sabrina Carpenter wrote a song about how her boyfriend “might make [her] Juno (2007),” however it is clear from Please Please Please and Lie to Girls that she knew the more probable outcome was Juno (1959 broadway musical)
December 12, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Sabrina Carpenter wrote a song about how her boyfriend “might make [her] Juno (2007),” however it is clear from Please Please Please and Lie to Girls that she knew the more probable outcome was Juno (1959 broadway musical)
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I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
December 5, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
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it’s called the “it will go away on its own” plan and it’s eminently affordable but sometimes my body makes noises not searchable on Google
December 5, 2024 at 2:29 AM
it’s called the “it will go away on its own” plan and it’s eminently affordable but sometimes my body makes noises not searchable on Google
Took bram to my hometown public library, where there is a doll collection
December 5, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Took bram to my hometown public library, where there is a doll collection
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tip for surviving the holidays with extended family: produce harmful spheres of electromagnetic energy
December 3, 2024 at 12:12 AM
tip for surviving the holidays with extended family: produce harmful spheres of electromagnetic energy
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Who among us is not a moose?
November 26, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Who among us is not a moose?
Oh yeah. That’s the stuff.
An ancient bowl with human feet to bring a smile to your face this weekend!
It tips slightly forwards as if offering its contents!
Predynastic Egypt, Naqada period c. 3700-3450 BC.
At the Met: www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
📷 by me
#Archaeology
It tips slightly forwards as if offering its contents!
Predynastic Egypt, Naqada period c. 3700-3450 BC.
At the Met: www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
📷 by me
#Archaeology
November 30, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Oh yeah. That’s the stuff.
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hung over! at my in laws house
November 30, 2024 at 6:14 PM
hung over! at my in laws house
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The Secret Garden (1993)
November 30, 2024 at 1:52 AM
The Secret Garden (1993)
The “and they were roommates” Vine turned ten years old in October, leading me to think about how long the platform has been gone.
We must keep the memory alive using oral tradition. Teach the children: long before its own bloody acquisition, Twitter bought and murdered Vine in broad daylight.
We must keep the memory alive using oral tradition. Teach the children: long before its own bloody acquisition, Twitter bought and murdered Vine in broad daylight.
November 30, 2024 at 6:35 PM
The “and they were roommates” Vine turned ten years old in October, leading me to think about how long the platform has been gone.
We must keep the memory alive using oral tradition. Teach the children: long before its own bloody acquisition, Twitter bought and murdered Vine in broad daylight.
We must keep the memory alive using oral tradition. Teach the children: long before its own bloody acquisition, Twitter bought and murdered Vine in broad daylight.
Canadian husband paying for healthcare for the first time in his life and ngl I take a sick satisfaction in it
November 29, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Canadian husband paying for healthcare for the first time in his life and ngl I take a sick satisfaction in it
An evangelical arranged marriage is where a parent of a nearly grown person says to the parent of another nearly grown person, “God told me to tell you that our kids should get married.”
November 29, 2024 at 11:11 PM
An evangelical arranged marriage is where a parent of a nearly grown person says to the parent of another nearly grown person, “God told me to tell you that our kids should get married.”
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the beach boys were born from eggs they found in the sand. one of my beliefs
November 28, 2024 at 4:43 PM
the beach boys were born from eggs they found in the sand. one of my beliefs
It was Community. The kids have finally stopped crying
uh hi does anyone happen to know what movie has a villain playing chess with human pieces in it? please signal boost my children are starving
November 24, 2024 at 10:23 PM
It was Community. The kids have finally stopped crying
uh hi does anyone happen to know what movie has a villain playing chess with human pieces in it? please signal boost my children are starving
November 24, 2024 at 10:14 PM
uh hi does anyone happen to know what movie has a villain playing chess with human pieces in it? please signal boost my children are starving
Aaron Sorkin is such a freak and beyond the tragically lib of it all I’m still not sure whether or not I enjoy the whole thing he does
November 22, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Aaron Sorkin is such a freak and beyond the tragically lib of it all I’m still not sure whether or not I enjoy the whole thing he does