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I’ve been wondering this as of late, too. I really hope there’s a way to pull his archive somehow.

We’ve been together for nine years and I must have had this come up a minimum of thirty five times, which is so excessive and consistent that I almost have to believe he’s the only one who does it

This platform doesn’t pop for events the way the other place did/does so I get it

Oh my god there’s only this one, I’m caught up

It’s time for me to enjoy all of your day old WWE tweets

Have you tried nibbling yourself free

2009 twitter ass tweet

Based on a true story

It’s weird how no one knows this. Everyone knows wi-fi stands for “wience fience” but you ask them what sci fi stands for they’re like “i literally have no idea”

And that’s why they broke up