Grant Chastain - The Social Media Sensation
@grantchastain.bsky.social
Writer. Author. Trainer. Pizza enthusiast. Cat apologist. Dee Dee's cousin.
Eight short years separate the release of Dion's "Runaround Sue" in 1961, and Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" in 1969. Yet these two songs sound as if they were recorded in entirely different eons.
Music trends used to turn over that quickly.
Music trends used to turn over that quickly.
October 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Eight short years separate the release of Dion's "Runaround Sue" in 1961, and Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" in 1969. Yet these two songs sound as if they were recorded in entirely different eons.
Music trends used to turn over that quickly.
Music trends used to turn over that quickly.
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You know, last year when I wrote a book about the moon turning into cheese, I didn't know that when it came out the most fantastical thing about it would be a functional US government
February 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You know, last year when I wrote a book about the moon turning into cheese, I didn't know that when it came out the most fantastical thing about it would be a functional US government
Amidst a million other tragedies, it seems wrong to hyper focus on how much I'm going to miss having Kanye's "Heartless" cycle through on my Spotify playlist, but it sure feels weird to leave it on there
February 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Amidst a million other tragedies, it seems wrong to hyper focus on how much I'm going to miss having Kanye's "Heartless" cycle through on my Spotify playlist, but it sure feels weird to leave it on there
Trump is a man whose persona was cemented in the 1980s. Have we considered the possibility that no one has fully explained to him that he is, in fact, illin'
February 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Trump is a man whose persona was cemented in the 1980s. Have we considered the possibility that no one has fully explained to him that he is, in fact, illin'
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we are unfortunately experiencing a giant wave of "Bluesky is for talking about Twitter." it's not. you wanna talk about Twitter you know how to get there, live your truth! Bluesky is for the following things:
1) good jokes
2) interesting or useful information
3) hog on main
1) good jokes
2) interesting or useful information
3) hog on main
please stop bringing Ye's trash from Over There to Over Here
February 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
we are unfortunately experiencing a giant wave of "Bluesky is for talking about Twitter." it's not. you wanna talk about Twitter you know how to get there, live your truth! Bluesky is for the following things:
1) good jokes
2) interesting or useful information
3) hog on main
1) good jokes
2) interesting or useful information
3) hog on main
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Man, you can really hear that hard-R in "DEI" when he says it, huh?
January 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Man, you can really hear that hard-R in "DEI" when he says it, huh?
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Please don't reply "yeah i Cdeez nuts" to my posts about CDs. Not only is it not very funny but it's disrespectful to CDs
January 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Please don't reply "yeah i Cdeez nuts" to my posts about CDs. Not only is it not very funny but it's disrespectful to CDs
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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I’m calling bullshit on all the people who said that if they had a Time Machine they’d go back and kill Hitler. From what I’ve seen they’d all just sit there with their hands folded on their laps as they watched him get sworn in.
January 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’m calling bullshit on all the people who said that if they had a Time Machine they’d go back and kill Hitler. From what I’ve seen they’d all just sit there with their hands folded on their laps as they watched him get sworn in.
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As much as I like Fillion and feel he will play the hell outta Guy Gardner, I suddenly imagined Jared Keeso in the role and now I kinda wish that’d happened.
December 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
As much as I like Fillion and feel he will play the hell outta Guy Gardner, I suddenly imagined Jared Keeso in the role and now I kinda wish that’d happened.
I don't care who sings it, or in what cadence, or what style. There's no fixing the Jardiance commercial to make it less annoying. Please stop.
December 21, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I don't care who sings it, or in what cadence, or what style. There's no fixing the Jardiance commercial to make it less annoying. Please stop.
"If we don't condemn the execution of the ultra wealthy by private citizens, then CEOs will be forced to live in fear of reprisal for business decisions!" Yeah, Petunia, you're getting it, no notes whatsoever
December 17, 2024 at 8:05 PM
"If we don't condemn the execution of the ultra wealthy by private citizens, then CEOs will be forced to live in fear of reprisal for business decisions!" Yeah, Petunia, you're getting it, no notes whatsoever
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I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars
December 12, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars
I want to return to the time period before I fully knew who Nancy Mace is. So, like, nine days or so should do it.
December 12, 2024 at 4:23 AM
I want to return to the time period before I fully knew who Nancy Mace is. So, like, nine days or so should do it.
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD, STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
December 10, 2024 at 7:51 PM
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD, STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
Anybody can wax nostalgic about MTV still showing music videos, but all my best homies still fondly remember when you had to spend your Wheel Of Fortune earnings in between rounds on a bunch of useless overpriced crap, and put whatever you couldn't spend on a gift card to Service Merchandise
December 10, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Anybody can wax nostalgic about MTV still showing music videos, but all my best homies still fondly remember when you had to spend your Wheel Of Fortune earnings in between rounds on a bunch of useless overpriced crap, and put whatever you couldn't spend on a gift card to Service Merchandise
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That A24 Luigi Mangione biopic starring Dave Franco is gonna be wild.
December 9, 2024 at 9:16 PM
That A24 Luigi Mangione biopic starring Dave Franco is gonna be wild.
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Rocky Horror Picture Show is a holiday movie: there’s a feast, festive hats, and someone cries so hard their makeup gets all fucked up.
December 9, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Rocky Horror Picture Show is a holiday movie: there’s a feast, festive hats, and someone cries so hard their makeup gets all fucked up.
I'm no linguist, but I'm nearly 99% certain that Luigi Mangione was the precursor pseudonym used by Mike Vick for random hookups before he landed on Ron Mexico
December 9, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I'm no linguist, but I'm nearly 99% certain that Luigi Mangione was the precursor pseudonym used by Mike Vick for random hookups before he landed on Ron Mexico
I was 7 years old when Raiders was released.
Time Travelers -- for a quick laugh, go back to 1981, and show 7 year-old Grant this video.
Time Travelers -- for a quick laugh, go back to 1981, and show 7 year-old Grant this video.
Indiana Jones Scene Comparison - The Great Circle vs. Raiders of the Lost Ark
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December 9, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I was 7 years old when Raiders was released.
Time Travelers -- for a quick laugh, go back to 1981, and show 7 year-old Grant this video.
Time Travelers -- for a quick laugh, go back to 1981, and show 7 year-old Grant this video.
Being on Bluesky for 10 whole minutes after 10+ years on Twit is giving me the same vibe that I once had when I walked into someone else's house, and they WEREN'T allowing white supremacists to spraypaint racial slurs all across the drapes. Like, good idea, man, let's for sure keep that up.
December 9, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Being on Bluesky for 10 whole minutes after 10+ years on Twit is giving me the same vibe that I once had when I walked into someone else's house, and they WEREN'T allowing white supremacists to spraypaint racial slurs all across the drapes. Like, good idea, man, let's for sure keep that up.