Billi Ⓐ🤝☭
@grandtheftcondom.bsky.social
Imagine a sentient potato that has enough depression to be funny about it. They/them
I haven't found many bots on Bluesky, but my God they're swarming other platforms
January 23, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I haven't found many bots on Bluesky, but my God they're swarming other platforms
Losers in ICE should be fed nothing but salted boiled chicken and wilted kale.
January 23, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Losers in ICE should be fed nothing but salted boiled chicken and wilted kale.
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Bluesky- do you thing.
Make them known for their cowardice.
Make them known for their cowardice.
January 22, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Bluesky- do you thing.
Make them known for their cowardice.
Make them known for their cowardice.
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GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good.
Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good.
Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
I really appreciate this dude. I hope he finds good parking every day.
January 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I really appreciate this dude. I hope he finds good parking every day.
Reading up on the fact that it was Caesar's senators who ganged up on him and stabbed him to death to save Rome. For no particular reason this fine Friday.
January 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Reading up on the fact that it was Caesar's senators who ganged up on him and stabbed him to death to save Rome. For no particular reason this fine Friday.
I know things seem really bad right now, but there are good people, animals, and plants on this rock. There are colorful sunsets to see and bad movies to laugh at. There's a beautiful song you haven't heard yet. The dark is vast and scary, but there are stars and I hope you can see them.
#hope
#hope
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I know things seem really bad right now, but there are good people, animals, and plants on this rock. There are colorful sunsets to see and bad movies to laugh at. There's a beautiful song you haven't heard yet. The dark is vast and scary, but there are stars and I hope you can see them.
#hope
#hope
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I'm not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing for long periods of time
December 21, 2024 at 1:06 AM
I'm not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing for long periods of time
I'm bringing in the new year with a cherry meatloaf thanks to one of my favorite comic artists @acerotiburon.bsky.social and my family is both excited and horrified.
(There will be pizza on standby)
(There will be pizza on standby)
December 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I'm bringing in the new year with a cherry meatloaf thanks to one of my favorite comic artists @acerotiburon.bsky.social and my family is both excited and horrified.
(There will be pizza on standby)
(There will be pizza on standby)
Them: Gee, Billi, why do you watch The Fall of the House of Usher at least once a week? Isn't it fucked up that that's your comfort show?
Me: it's a story about the corrupt elite actually getting consequences for their heinous actions. OF COURSE it's my comfort show!
Me: it's a story about the corrupt elite actually getting consequences for their heinous actions. OF COURSE it's my comfort show!
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Them: Gee, Billi, why do you watch The Fall of the House of Usher at least once a week? Isn't it fucked up that that's your comfort show?
Me: it's a story about the corrupt elite actually getting consequences for their heinous actions. OF COURSE it's my comfort show!
Me: it's a story about the corrupt elite actually getting consequences for their heinous actions. OF COURSE it's my comfort show!
Give me a gritty rated R Captain Planet reboot you cowards
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Give me a gritty rated R Captain Planet reboot you cowards
I have TV on for background sound right now and someone was talking about tagged monarchs (referring to butterfly research) and my stupid ass single-celled brain pictured someone fitting a radio collar onto King Charles before letting him roam the United Kingdom.
August 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I have TV on for background sound right now and someone was talking about tagged monarchs (referring to butterfly research) and my stupid ass single-celled brain pictured someone fitting a radio collar onto King Charles before letting him roam the United Kingdom.
Watching Bone Tomahawk with no prior knowledge other than it's a rough watch.
Hoping it's a horror with Western flair and not a Western with horror elements.
Hoping it's a horror with Western flair and not a Western with horror elements.
May 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Watching Bone Tomahawk with no prior knowledge other than it's a rough watch.
Hoping it's a horror with Western flair and not a Western with horror elements.
Hoping it's a horror with Western flair and not a Western with horror elements.
The masculine urge to do a little face mask and drink hot chocolate.
April 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The masculine urge to do a little face mask and drink hot chocolate.
I read The Handmaid's Tale for the first time. I highly recommend it. It was well-written and also I'm having a small panic attack.
March 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I read The Handmaid's Tale for the first time. I highly recommend it. It was well-written and also I'm having a small panic attack.
We deserve a better living
Than the one that lies ahead
Make the best of what we're given
We'll know peace when we are dead
Than the one that lies ahead
Make the best of what we're given
We'll know peace when we are dead
March 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
We deserve a better living
Than the one that lies ahead
Make the best of what we're given
We'll know peace when we are dead
Than the one that lies ahead
Make the best of what we're given
We'll know peace when we are dead
"Here's to tomorrow,
Because today was a b*tch
But I didn't end up in jail
Or dead in a ditch"
Because today was a b*tch
But I didn't end up in jail
Or dead in a ditch"
February 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"Here's to tomorrow,
Because today was a b*tch
But I didn't end up in jail
Or dead in a ditch"
Because today was a b*tch
But I didn't end up in jail
Or dead in a ditch"
This is so fucking sad.
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE!
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! She was a child who unalived herself after months of bullying about deportation from her 6th grade classmates!
www.newsweek.com/texas-school...
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! She was a child who unalived herself after months of bullying about deportation from her 6th grade classmates!
www.newsweek.com/texas-school...
Texas schoolgirl takes her own life after bullies threaten to call ICE
Jocelynn Rojo Carranza ended her life after enduring months of bullying from her sixth-grade classmates, who targeted her over her family's immigration status.
www.newsweek.com
February 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is so fucking sad.
We tried to call it cheddar, but other countries saw how false that was and dubbed it American cheese.
"America is so great" then why did we put our name on the worst cheese?
February 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
We tried to call it cheddar, but other countries saw how false that was and dubbed it American cheese.
Donut crawled into bed with me this morning. We cuddled for a bit and then she awkwardly laid on my legs. When I sat up to adjust her, she took my spot by the pillows. Little thief.
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
February 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Donut crawled into bed with me this morning. We cuddled for a bit and then she awkwardly laid on my legs. When I sat up to adjust her, she took my spot by the pillows. Little thief.
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
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Happy 25th Anniversary to those who remember...
December 31, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Happy 25th Anniversary to those who remember...
I made two new year's resolutions. I'm gonna do 52 potatoes, where I make a different potato dish every week for the whole year. Also, I'm finally gonna sit down and watch an episode of Dr Who every weeknight my partner works.
Pretty excited tbh.
#NewYear #resolutions
Pretty excited tbh.
#NewYear #resolutions
January 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I made two new year's resolutions. I'm gonna do 52 potatoes, where I make a different potato dish every week for the whole year. Also, I'm finally gonna sit down and watch an episode of Dr Who every weeknight my partner works.
Pretty excited tbh.
#NewYear #resolutions
Pretty excited tbh.
#NewYear #resolutions
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🚨 ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🚨
December 26, 2024 at 9:05 AM
🚨 ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🚨
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Happy Boxing Day to everyone except Mike Tyson and Jake Paul.
December 26, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Happy Boxing Day to everyone except Mike Tyson and Jake Paul.